Urusei Yatsura quotes

Lum's Father: To win, you have to catch Lum within ten days and touch her horns!
Ataru: To touch her horns, I'll have to touch her body...

Kurama: When something belongs to someone else, I can't help wanting it!

Ataru: Lum, summon your UFO! Just let him get a glance of your UFO!
Lum: UFO, come on down!
Ataru: Well, teacher? This is Lum's UFO. Do you think that an Earthbeing would have such a thing?
Hanawa: I'm not well-read on the topic but is not "UFO" supposed to be...
Shutaro: Unidentified flying object. That's what it stands for, in other words.
Hanawa: ... Mister Moroboshi, you are mistaken. Since that thing is already identified as Lum's, it is not an unidentified flying object. In short, it cannot be called a UFO.

Cherry: What kind of work do you want?
Ataru: I won't ask for much, just ¥10,000 an hour, lots of fun, and something not tiring with lots of pretty girls. The location should be nearby, with meals included, and no overtime. Breaks should last about 2 hours. Afternoon tea is a given, and I can work any hours I like. And as a small request I'd like a paid vacation and family allowance, and housing allowance. And I'd like a bonus!

Onsen-Mark: You! Moroboshi!
Ataru: What?! What do you want?
Onsen-Mark: Ah... Never mind. I always say that when I'm upset.