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#3277 Shaman King (TV)
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Ryu: It's all my fault for being so damn weak... Faust!
Faust: How can I help you, Ryu?
Ryu: Faust?
Faust: Faust's spirit, to be precise.
Ren: He's dead, that's all.
Horohoro: Don't tell me this still surprises you?
#3381 Shaman King (TV)
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Bason: Tao En is a profoundly cautious man. So why is nobody around?
Yoh: Maybe they're all napping. I mean, I always take a nap around this time of day.
#3272 Shaman King (TV)
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Yoh: Wake us up so we don't oversleep, okay, Amidamaru?
Amidamaru: Glad to be of service after so long.
Ren: Bason. I don't trust him on his own.
Bason: Your old faithful Alarm Bason, my liege.
#3262 Shaman King (TV)
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Hao: The Continent of Mu.
Horohoro: Is he stupid?
Hao: Before that, you just thought that I was stupid.
Horohoro: No, I didn't! Yes, I did...
Hao: "Yes, I did..." As you well know, I can read minds. So it's probably for the best if you don't think anything too bad. Or else, I'll reveal the name of the girl you have a crush on.
Horohoro: I'm sorry!
#3260 Shaman King (TV)
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Lyserg Diethel: When the day comes, I will defeat you! Make the most of what little time you have left! Now if you want to get in the bath, get in!
To Hao in the hot spring.
#3249 Shaman King (TV)
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Anahol Pokki: I swore revenge on my brother's stylish nose!
#3248 Shaman King (TV)
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Jeanne: Anatel... from Niles!
Anahol: Hey! That's my big brother, actually.
Jeanne: Brother?
Anahol: Look closely! My brother's nose was three whole centimeters longer than mine!
#3223 Shaman King (TV)
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Ponchi: The strong ones doing the fighting are me, Ponchi...
Conchi: And me, Conchi!
Ponchi: Hey, chicks!
Conchi: Don't think you'll get away with it just because it's us!
Ponchi: We'll get our balls out!
Conchi: And touch your boobs!
#3240 Shaman King (TV)
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Manta: I look pretty rough, don't I? I can't believe I'm going to die looking like this...
Yoh: Don't be silly! If you die, I... I... I'll make you my Spirit Ally!
Manta: You idiot!
#3192 Shaman King (TV)
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Anna Kyoyama: Don't worry about it. I'm Yoh's fiancée, and you're just a fan.
To Tamao when she confessed that she loves Yoh.
#3187 Shaman King (TV)
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Yoh: Is it just me, or are you a little taller than you were before?
Ren: Of course, I am! I drink three glasses of milk a day!

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