Quotes added by BartG (newest)

Masamune Okumura: An otaku may forget math or grammar but never a great scene.

Nazuna Nanakusa: Sometimes deep feelings and desire come as a package.

Yousuke Shibazaki: A man who chooses Sega console cannot live an ordinary life.

Lupin II: Being a thief is a two way street. It's not just about what you acquire. Because you always lose a fair share, too.

Lupin II: Any good thief takes pride in being called a cheat!

Anita Hailey: Crime in Japan seems to be getting more American by the day.

Satoru Gojo: There's no curse more twisted than love.

Yuta Okkotsu: I tried to lock myself away and disappear. But I was told it's lonely being all by myself, and I couldn't argue. I want to interact with someone! I want to be needed by someone! I want the confidence to say it's okay that I'm alive!

Shinta Arakawa: The relationship of master and apprentice is akin to parent and child.

Kiwi: Most of the saps in our league don't bring up the old days. Shame, greed. Somethin' to prove. Whatever.

Jimmy Kurosaki: Some metal's simply not meant to mix with meat. Your 'ganic body, your soul, gets pushed to the edge. Teeters on the brink. And it always ends one of two ways. You either lose yourself forever... Or die. No in-between.

Lucy: Don't make a name for yourself as a cyberpunk by how you live... Make a name by how you die.

Maine: You don't fly your crib without cover from now on. You feel me, dawg? Every single day you check: wallet, cock sock, and your damn iron.

Chiaki Oogaki: Sharing in the labors, the losses... Making memories is the true flavor of camping!!

Dutch: When he crashed he hollered out like you wouldn't believe. Man, he sounded like William Holden in The Wild Bunch.

Chiaki Oogaki: Getting paid made me feel so powerful, I got carried away.

Anita Hailey: Don't be embarrassed. An accent is like a decoration on your speech.

Maikeru Arakawa: Singing, dancing, music, acrobatics... Being broadly skilled in the arts will get you far. Rakugo is not such a straightforward discipline that you can become a master just by practicing how you speak.

Dutch: I don't believe it. My head's still attached. Even my shades are okay. Amen Hallelujah peanut butter.

Ena: Chikuwa, I have a treat for youuu! C'mere. It's sausage.
Nadeshiko: Oh, he came out!!
Ena: Nadeshiko-chan, hold this.
Nadeshiko: Huh?
Ena: Now run!!
Nadeshiko: Huh? Huh?! Okay!!
(Nadeshiko runs, Chikuwa right behind her)
Ena: It's survival of the fittest, Nadeshiko-chan.

Amy: For our next activity, let's search that mysterious house on Block 2!
George: You mean the place next door to Doc Agasa's?
Mitch: Rumor has it that it's haunted!
Conan: Nooo! That's my house!

Ryuji Ayukawa: Frustrated? Then you've still got some fight in you.

Rock: Do something! Rambo shot one of those down with a bow and arrow!

Minami Toba: Rum goes better with hot cocoa than you'd think.

Meguire: Hey, why are we telling him the details of this case?
Wilder: Sorry, force of habit...

Ryuji Ayukawa: Would've been nice if it'd rained today. There's nothing more painful than heartbreak on a clear day...

Revy: Bao was steaming like a tea kettle. Said we better cover him for the mess or else he won't let us back in and he'll weld our assholes shut.
Dutch: Assholes, huh? Teardrop in my eye.

Seri Kikyou: What's the most popular existence in this world? The answer is obvious: high school girls.

Ko Yamori: I get annoyed at people who think romance is the essence of life.

Ko Yamori: Failing your first date kinda kills you inside.

Mamoru Mikuriya: If you want people to enjoy your story, first you need to understand what they enjoy. Focus on the other person, rather than putting yourself out first and foremost. You're still very young so it's not worth agonizing over. Just try out different things! And if you fail, that's all right. Isn't making funny stories out of failure one of the best parts of rakugo?

Kyoji Arakawa: You have to understand, rakugo is a business about pleasing the audience who's come to see you. If you cannot please a single person in your presence, you're not cut out for this.

Guriko Arakawa: Rakugo isn't just giving a speech. It's the art of depicting a conversation.

Rei Furuya: It's nice being able to get together with everyone like this and have a little fun every once in a while.

Azusa Enomoto: They say that if you catch three of them before they hit the ground, your wish will come true.

Kazami: Do you know what, I don't think I've ever seen you make a mistake.
Rei: Of course I have. For example... like that time, uh...
Kazami: Forget it.

Rei Furuya: We all screw up now and then. The important thing is to learn from it and do better next time.

Rei Furuya: You've got bags under your eyes, just like Akai.

Midori Kuriyama: It's not luck or ham sandwiches that wins cases. We "pork" hard for the money.

Rei Furuya: Only one thought would cross my mind... Shuichi Akai. If only I could forget you.