Quotes from Naruto Spin-Off: Rock Lee & His Ninja Pals (TV, 2012)

Narrator: These two are on the same team as Hinata and... Well, they're pretty minor characters, so that's about it.

Lee: To think that our Guy Sensei is the Hokage!
Gai: Insolent fool! I am no longer Guy Sensei. I'm the Guykage!

Tenten: They're revolting...
Lee: Leave them to me. I am the Guykage's right hand man. I can quell this little rebellion. Everyone, please calm down. Let's talk this out..
Tenten: Wow, Lee's actually being serious.
Lee: ...with our fists!

Tenten: It's pretty obvious we should've taken a left turn at the fork!
Shikamaru: No, if we'd taken a left... We'd have gone past a barbecue place that's out this way, and Choji would've been like...
Chōji: "I'm starving!"
Shikamaru: And he'd make us stop. But as soon as we walked in...
Man: "I'm so sorry. We're out of beef."
Chōji: "No, I've got a craving now!"
Shikamaru: And we'd be off to find a cow out in the mountains...
Chōji: "There's one!"
Neji: "Wait, Choji! That's a female!"
Shikamaru: Then we'd learn it's pregnant. And after its calf was born, Choji would be so moved by the miracle of birth that he'd be like...
Chōji: "I'm gonna live out here and raise cattle."
Shikamaru: He'd quit his life as a ninja to become a farmer.

Rock Lee: Sasuke, I've wanted to ask you this for three years now... Why? Why were you so popular with the ladies?!