Quotes tagged with "Internet" (best)

Meteor: I guess even a perfect hero like me has a weakness.
Matsurika: Just one?
Mako: First of all, you can't do anything without Wi-Fi.
Meteor: Meanie! That's everyone's weakness in the modern world!
Mako: But only you ditch school when you're out of data.
Meteor: Even without Wi-Fi, I can still water the flowers.
Mako: You let the mint in your garden die.

Shinpachi: Tama may look like an adult, but she was created a short while ago, so she should get one?
Tama: Yes, it says on Wikipedia that I was born on August 16th, 2007.
Shinpachi: What's that? Wikipedia exists in this world?

Kagami: There's been more and more spam lately. It's a pain.
Konata: Oh, you should change your text address to something that isn't too obvious. I changed mine too.
Kagami: Something that isn't obvious? Like what?
Konata: My address is iluvgirlsinglasses in English characters. I would have preferred something like "maid", but addresses like maid-san and miko-san are so popular that...

Kaguya: Hayasaka! Come quick!
Hayasaka: What is it?
Kaguya: The Internet is broken!

Iron Man: Are you angry we didn't invite you? We can't exactly send mail to Asgard.