Quotes tagged with "school" (best)

Konata Izumi: I remember jotting memos on my notes earlier during class, because I thought I needed to remember it, since it was important, but since I was half asleep, I don't know what I wrote down.

Ryōko Asuka: Sensei... Kanzaki, Himekawa, Natsume, Shiroyama, Furuichi, Oga, Kunieda, Omori, Tanimura and Hanazawa are absent today because they have a stomach ache. I dunno anything else.

Tsutomu: What's this about? I'm not going to quit.
Chihaya: But your grades went down because of karuta.
Tsutomu: Well, yeah. But I still placed fifth.
Chihaya: Huh? Fifth? I was like fifth from the bottom.
Tsutomu: I'm not so concerned about my grades these days. But you should be concerned, Ayase.

Hachiman Hikigaya: These days, prep schools are granting tuition waivers for students with good grades. If I get that, and get tuition money from my parents, that money will be mine.

German teacher: It can't be helped. I'll give you a freebie. I covered this in class. Translate what I'm about to say into German and write it on the back. Question 1: "Rheumatoid arthritis." Question 2: "A man holding a banana while naked." The last question: "James Thomas."

Nezu: Am I a mouse? A dog? A bear? My real identity is... the principal!

Duck: I'm not playing hooky. I'm just taking a break. I'm allowed to do that.

Cho-Cho Akimichi: If this test would change my weight, I'd consider taking it.

Masako Saeki: You're a third year now. A day in the life of a highschooler is like an entire week for an adult. Go find daily inspiration in all manner of things and grow!

Chiaki: I could retire to a place like this.
Aoi: At our age, we should be more worried about career paths than retirin'.

Loid Forger: If making light of a child's feelings is part of your establishment's educational policies, then I'm afraid we have chosen the wrong school.

Ruri Aoki: Why's high school gotta be so brutal? I miss one measly week, and all of a sudden everyone's speaking an alien language.

Hang Zang-Ching: School report cards, company performance metrics, salaries... The day you see those damn numbers, no matter how much confidence you have, you're crushed by the weight of reality.

Arpon: I'm going places, Paifu. You're merely in the way! I'll be the king of fights at Batwing Ridge Elementary Night School!
Paifu: Aren'tcha setting your sights a little low?
José: There's only 11 of us...

Ko: But school is such a drag...
Akira: You even want to skip school in a game?!

Zero Kiryu: Drinking blood on campus is strictly forbidden.