Quotes tagged with "school" (best)

Konata Izumi: I remember jotting memos on my notes earlier during class, because I thought I needed to remember it, since it was important, but since I was half asleep, I don't know what I wrote down.

Ryōko Asuka: Sensei... Kanzaki, Himekawa, Natsume, Shiroyama, Furuichi, Oga, Kunieda, Omori, Tanimura and Hanazawa are absent today because they have a stomach ache. I dunno anything else.

Hachiman Hikigaya: These days, prep schools are granting tuition waivers for students with good grades. If I get that, and get tuition money from my parents, that money will be mine.

Tsutomu: What's this about? I'm not going to quit.
Chihaya: But your grades went down because of karuta.
Tsutomu: Well, yeah. But I still placed fifth.
Chihaya: Huh? Fifth? I was like fifth from the bottom.
Tsutomu: I'm not so concerned about my grades these days. But you should be concerned, Ayase.

Nezu: Am I a mouse? A dog? A bear? My real identity is... the principal!

German teacher: It can't be helped. I'll give you a freebie. I covered this in class. Translate what I'm about to say into German and write it on the back. Question 1: "Rheumatoid arthritis." Question 2: "A man holding a banana while naked." The last question: "James Thomas."

Zero Kiryu: Drinking blood on campus is strictly forbidden.

Arpon: I'm going places, Paifu. You're merely in the way! I'll be the king of fights at Batwing Ridge Elementary Night School!
Paifu: Aren'tcha setting your sights a little low?
José: There's only 11 of us...

Duck: I'm not playing hooky. I'm just taking a break. I'm allowed to do that.

Chiaki: I could retire to a place like this.
Aoi: At our age, we should be more worried about career paths than retirin'.

Ohta: School's just a warm-up for the real world. A lot of idiots think they've won simply by getting into a top school, but the race doesn't start until you get out into the world — and what counts is staying true to yourself as you run that marathon.

Masako Saeki: You're a third year now. A day in the life of a highschooler is like an entire week for an adult. Go find daily inspiration in all manner of things and grow!

Hang Zang-Ching: School report cards, company performance metrics, salaries... The day you see those damn numbers, no matter how much confidence you have, you're crushed by the weight of reality.

Tetsushige Tokura: I was six years old when in a memorable summer I found out about hooligan comics. I dreamed of going to the high school full of delinquents where fights would be on the agenda, but... no matter how much I searched, I couldn't find one!

Cho-Cho Akimichi: If this test would change my weight, I'd consider taking it.

Ruri Aoki: Why's high school gotta be so brutal? I miss one measly week, and all of a sudden everyone's speaking an alien language.

Loid Forger: If making light of a child's feelings is part of your establishment's educational policies, then I'm afraid we have chosen the wrong school.

Ko: But school is such a drag...
Akira: You even want to skip school in a game?!

Hitori Gotoh: The sports festival: the number one-source of school trauma for introverts. Parentheses, based on Japanese Introvert Society poll, close parentheses. A heinous ritual in which those with no athletic ability are shunned, and even their right to exist is stripped away. Not only during school hours, but afterward too, they are forced to perform slave labor, creating banners and practicing cheers!

Jiromaru: School uniforms really bring out the purity of a girl.

Musashi Komugi: I used to swim during middle school. I did that in order to observe my classmates' boob growth.

Takashi Waku: The year we started junior high, we considered ourselves all grown up. We thought we could do anything. We laughed, we cried, we got angry. We thought we knew all there was to life. But in reality, we were just kids, sheltered by our parents and by society. We'd never experienced true sadness, joy or anger. We found that out when the 15 of us got together, and when we met it.