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Kiri: That's what it means for a person to grow up. Embarrass yourself often, regret all kinds of things, and please, become a beautiful woman.
Akihito Kanbara: A girl without glasses is like a shortcake without strawberries!
Kyōsuke Kōsaka: So, when you're dating a girl, um... Starting when is it okay to touch her boobs?
Goku Furinji: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
Jaune Arc: My dad said all that women look for in a man is confidence. Where did I go wrong?
Olivier Poplin: The entire population of the human race is 40 billion. And half of it is women. Even considering that half of that won't pass the age limit and a further half of that will fail on the account of their looks, there still are 5 billion that are potential targets of my romance. I can't waste even one second.
Konata Izumi: There isn't much difference in appearance when you gain or lose a kilogram or two... Why does she look so ecstatic or depressed with a matter of a few kilograms? This is why girls are so...
Hachiman Hikigaya: I hate nice girls. If they so much as say hello, it stays on my mind. If they return my texts, my heart races. The day one calls me, I know I'll look at my call history and grin. But I know that's just them being nice. People who are nice to me are also nice to everyone else. I almost end up forgetting that.
Bunta: Someone called for you earlier. A girl... A pretty girl. She said she would call back.
Takumi: How could you tell she was pretty over the phone?
Bunta: I've developed good intuition over the years. Cars and women... it's all about experience and intuition.
Takumi: How could you tell she was pretty over the phone?
Bunta: I've developed good intuition over the years. Cars and women... it's all about experience and intuition.
Ryunosuke Umemiya: Sushi chef or Shaman, as long as it makes me look cool! Because cool gets the girls!
Guts: What the hell!! Women are such royal pains! No physical strength! Things go to their heads so damn fast! And periods to top it off. Just look at ya. I guess they just ain't cut out for it.
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Keiki Kiryu: I'm on a date with such a cute girl... Maybe tomorrow is the day I die.
Goku Furinji: Nothing good ever comes from me getting mixed up with women.
Seri Kikyou: What's the most popular existence in this world? The answer is obvious: high school girls.
Pan: Girls, you see, get stronger once they're crying!
Spike Spiegel: I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass.
Kufa Vampir: I'd like to see it with my own two eyes... The moment this precious girl, who's been fighting with all she's got in this cruel world, is someday acknowledged.
About Melida.
Tomoya Aki: If even 2D girls stop wanting to go out with me, what can I hope to live for?!
Manta Oyamada: I feel kind of uncomfortable being alone with a girl.
Denji: "If I'm gonna get killed, let it be at the hands of a hottie." That's my motto.
To Reze.
Shoko Ishinomori: When a girl with no history of love suddenly falls, they have a tendency to give up the rest of their lives to it! They stop drawing manga because of their infatuation. It's happened to a lot of aspiring young manga artists! Love is a demon that crushes the seed of talent in its claws!!
Asahi Amagami: I suppose it's only natural... Who wouldn't go gaga if a hot older lady with huge boobs gave them a kiss?
Eina Tulle: Listen, girls like guys who are strong, and can protect them.
To Bell.
Ryunosuke Umemiya: How could such a cute girl do something so horrific? They call this justice?
About Jeanne.
Yuto Ito: There are 3D girls who are good as well.
Marco Lasso: When a girl puts her life on the line to fight, an angel is sure to descend. And I am that angel.
Jodie Starling: A secret makes a woman, a woman...
Maki Kuwana: You need physical energy to paint, right? There are a lot of big eaters among artsy girls, aren't there? But I guess there's also a lot of boys who only eat a little. I wonder why.
Ko Yamori: It's hard for guys and girls to understand each other. But gender isn't everything. I've never met anyone I totally understood. I don't get Nazuna... but I don't get you either. It's not about being a guy. Even if I were girl, I'd still want to fall in love with Nazuna... I think.
To Hatsuka.
Mytho: You have to be nicer to girls, Fakir.
Cid Kagenou: Epsilon is a very proud woman. I can tell by the amount of slime she's piled onto herself.
Jodie Starling: It's that air of mystery that makes a woman, you know...
Jiromaru: School uniforms really bring out the purity of a girl.
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