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Takanashi Yasuhiro: She is lovely! She's a bit aggressive. I mean, more of a tomboy. I think it's because she wants attention. She'll put banana peels in the hallway... Set the laundry on fire...
About Misha.
Misha: Yasuhiro! There's a weird girl outside my window! Come here!
Yasuhiro: Misha, you came to my room, and you even invited me to yours. All right! I'll get some sushi!
Yasuhiro: Misha, you came to my room, and you even invited me to yours. All right! I'll get some sushi!
Yuuna: Could it be that these little things are the monster tentacles from yesterday? A cute little thing like this will eventually turn into a monster like that.
Kogarashi: Nah, these are normal spotted garden eels.
Kogarashi: Nah, these are normal spotted garden eels.
Kogarashi: I'll help you resolve your lingering regret, Yuuna. I'll make sure you become happy! Hey, why are you crying?
Yuuna: No one has said that to me ever in my life!
Kogarashi: Well, besides, I doubt there are any other rooms that go for 1,000 yen a month.
Yuuna: I'm so glad that you're dirt-poor, Kogarashi! Please stay dirt-poor forever!
Yuuna: No one has said that to me ever in my life!
Kogarashi: Well, besides, I doubt there are any other rooms that go for 1,000 yen a month.
Yuuna: I'm so glad that you're dirt-poor, Kogarashi! Please stay dirt-poor forever!
Cosette: You've got little critters scuttling around having a party.
Takt: Leave them be. They may look unpleasant, but at least they don't get in the way of my piano playing. Unlike someone else I know.
Takt: Leave them be. They may look unpleasant, but at least they don't get in the way of my piano playing. Unlike someone else I know.
Iwabe Yuino: He's not even waking up for his favorite Thunder Burger, huh? This must be really serious.
About Boruto.
Matsuri Kazamaki: She got a fever from overthinking?
Yatora Yaguchi: Thanks for remind me why I don't like you.
To Ryuji.
Mayu Oba: You have some guts, Yaguchi!
About Yaguchi's painting.
Akira Akatsuki: Somehow, I've got a feeling it'll go great today! Maybe it's the hamburger I ate for dinner?
Yomi Isayama: To a big sister, a little sister is the same as a lackey!
Noriko Ashida: Villains are scary... so please escort me home! While we're at it, let's get some tea, watch a movie and go shopping, please?
To Hikaru.
Iron Man: A rock-n'-roller once said this: "A heavy life breeds heavy music." But Tony Stark says this: "A heavy armor breeds a heavy hitter." I'll teach you that now. It's time to rock!
Iron Man: You're pretty well-informed! How 'bout we change your name to the Silver Paparazzi?
To Silver Samurai.
Edward Grant: I just wanted to shake Cap's hand once... And maybe an autograph and a photo too.
Konohamaru Sarutobi: My Ninja Way is my girlfriend!
Iron Man: Are you angry we didn't invite you? We can't exactly send mail to Asgard.
To Thor.
Inojin: Well, he's supposed to have been amazing in the past.
Boruto: Well, compared to other teachers, he's not that dependable. He's got a weak presence...
Inojin: Yeah, it's almost like his shadow is stronger.
Boruto: Well, compared to other teachers, he's not that dependable. He's got a weak presence...
Inojin: Yeah, it's almost like his shadow is stronger.
About Shino.
Chichi: What's happened, Goku? You only ate half of what you usually eat!
Goten: Father, is something wrong?
Goku: I just don't have an appetite.
Chichi: Do you have a fever?
Goku: I don't have a fever.
Chichi: Then, are you gonna die?
Goku: I've died about two times already but this time doesn't feel like dying.
Goten: Father, is something wrong?
Goku: I just don't have an appetite.
Chichi: Do you have a fever?
Goku: I don't have a fever.
Chichi: Then, are you gonna die?
Goku: I've died about two times already but this time doesn't feel like dying.
Mikan: Wonder what kind of chocolate you're getting this year.
Rito: Just so long as there's no dark matter in it...
Rito: Just so long as there's no dark matter in it...
Nana: Guess that leaves us with no choice. Tell me about your person. I'll help you look for them.
Maron: Really? Man, you're gonna make a good wife someday, little miss. In that case... my person's got a mellow, heart-soothing fragrance...
Maron: Really? Man, you're gonna make a good wife someday, little miss. In that case... my person's got a mellow, heart-soothing fragrance...
Saruyama Kenichi: Checking out boobs is what it means to be young! Boobs are our hopes! Boobs are our dreams!! Living by, for, and because of boobs is what it means to be a man in this journey called life! It's a truth that stretches across the very cosmos!!
Kotegawa: I'll let you off the hook this time. Because I'm just feeling happy for some reason...
Rito: Kotegawa... I guess you can laugh...
Kotegawa: Well I never! How rude!!
Rito: Kotegawa... I guess you can laugh...
Kotegawa: Well I never! How rude!!
Mikan: And there was that one day it snowed a bunch, and we made a snowman here.
Rito: Oh, heah, we did! Although he wasn't exactly the most handsome snowman ever!
Mikan: Yeah, your taste... or lack thereof... really shone through!
Rito: Oh, heah, we did! Although he wasn't exactly the most handsome snowman ever!
Mikan: Yeah, your taste... or lack thereof... really shone through!
Rito: So, you just happened to smack into her and ended up possessing her?! Sairenji, that is?!
Oshizu: Yep! ... But I think staying here any longer would be a problem for Haruna-san, so it's about time for me to head back to the old schoolhouse!
Rito: Oh, uh... Yeah.
Oshizu: Umm... How do I do that, I wonder...?
Oshizu: Yep! ... But I think staying here any longer would be a problem for Haruna-san, so it's about time for me to head back to the old schoolhouse!
Rito: Oh, uh... Yeah.
Oshizu: Umm... How do I do that, I wonder...?
Yuuki Saibai: So you're Lala-chan, are ya?! Mikan's told me a lot about you. Maaaan! A freeloadin' alien! Guess the world really is getting more international, am I right?!
Chaozu: You suck at insulting people, Ten.
Tenshinhan: Apologies.
Tenshinhan: Apologies.
Surface: You've heard of "Perman", right? You know the copy robot from "Perman"? Isn't that thing convenient? Don't you think it'd be great to have one around?
Josuke: Hey, Koichi. What is he talking about? What the hell is "Perman"?
Surface: You haven't heard of "Perman"?! I can't believe it. And you call yourself Japanese?
Josuke: Hey, Koichi. What is he talking about? What the hell is "Perman"?
Surface: You haven't heard of "Perman"?! I can't believe it. And you call yourself Japanese?
Child Emperor: We don't know much about him. He could be a spy from another organizationβ Well, maybe not with that face.
About Saitama.
Nezu: Am I a mouse? A dog? A bear? My real identity is... the principal!
Thirteen: Before we begin, let me say one thing... or two, or three... or four... five... six... seven...
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