Quotes tagged with "funny" (newest), page 4

Ponchi: The strong ones doing the fighting are me, Ponchi...
Conchi: And me, Conchi!
Ponchi: Hey, chicks!
Conchi: Don't think you'll get away with it just because it's us!
Ponchi: We'll get our balls out!
Conchi: And touch your boobs!

Maria: What brings you two here? This is a forgotten graveyard, so I doubt you're here to see a grave...
Carla: We are here to see a grave, actually. Yours!

Manta: I look pretty rough, don't I? I can't believe I'm going to die looking like this...
Yoh: Don't be silly! If you die, I... I... I'll make you my Spirit Ally!
Manta: You idiot!

Anna Kyoyama: Don't worry about it. I'm Yoh's fiancée, and you're just a fan.

Yoh: Is it just me, or are you a little taller than you were before?
Ren: Of course, I am! I drink three glasses of milk a day!

Kenji: Did you get a good look at his braking drift, Iketani?
Iketani: Not really... no idea...
Kenji: So much for begging him to show you how.
Iketani: Yeah, but he made it look so simple that I realized... I'm not even close to understanding his technique! I feel like a better racer already!

Sakura: I'm gonna go buy breakfast from the convenience store. What do you want?
Nadeshiko: Barbecue fried rice and pudding and fried chicken and red bean bun and potato chips and Baumkuchen and ice cream and tonkotsu.
Sakura: Right, rice balls and tea, then.
Nadeshiko: Oh...

Aki: This place has good coffee.
Denji: Oh yeah? I've never had coffee before. Gross! This stuff is muddy water!
Power: What a fool! A kid wouldn't appreciate the taste of coffee! (...) Hrlp...! Ditchwater!!
Aki: Shut up! Be quier inside the restaurant!
Denji: Hey! You tricked us! This is mud!
Power: 'Tis ditchwater you drink!!

Himeno: To be honest with you, everybody's getting pretty worn down.
[...]
Power: I'm bored, so I was thinking up a Nobel Prizewinning invention! If I win a Nobel Prize, humans will grovel before me! And then I'll use my Nobel Prize as a steppingstone to become prime minister! I want to watch humans suffer... So my first act as prime minister will be to implement a 100 percent sales tax!
Denji: She seems the same as always to me.
Himeno: Oh. That's... good then.

Nadeshiko Kagamihara: It's so narrow... Like an eel's bed...

Chiaki: I could retire to a place like this.
Aoi: At our age, we should be more worried about career paths than retirin'.

Nadeshiko: The hot spring was so pleasant, my brain stopped working!
Aoi: Right!! Hot springs are fearsome!

Sakura Kagamihara: You know you can't call that phone "mobile" if you don't carry it with you!!

Yatora Yaguchi: Is this really happening? Is this the Hu–er Exam...?!

Kouichiro Iketani: I'd like to go on a drive with a girl like that. It's a day off, and I get to go on the highway, but it's my mom in the passenger seat. It's a megaton of misery...

Nadeshiko: Something that screams "camping"! I'm looking forward to tonight!
Aoi: So curry or something?
Nadeshiko: Y-You'll see!!
Chiaki: So curry, then?
Aoi: Gotta be curry.

Chiaki Oogaki: You just won't shut up about Mount Fuji, so starting today, you'll be known as "Fujiko."

Chiaki: If you love Mount Fuji so much, why not hang out with the mountain climbing club? I hear they climb it every year.
Nadeshiko: No way!! Like I could climb Mount Fuji!! I'm completely satisfied just gazing at it from afar...
Chiaki: You're like a girl with a one-sided crush.

Rin: Want some ramen?
Nadeshiko: Ehh? You'll give me some!?
Rin: 1,500 yen.
Nadeshiko: C-Can you just bultibly this by fifteen...?
Rin: I was kidding.

Seseri: The hell is this?! We have all these fines for unauthorized magic use, under magic-prohibition, article 10, Cecil-kun!
Cecil: You could buy an expensive car, huh?

Carla: Isn't this nice, Alvin-san? I'll bet the traps are so happy that you're springing them all!
Alvin: Don't anthropomorphize the traps!
Carla: Traps exist to be sprung! From their point of view, you're the ideal adventurer!
Alvin: I don't want to be the traps' ideal!

Carla: Go to sleep... Go to sleep... Listen to my calming song... and sleep... Then fall into the abyss of endless fear, be tormented by nightmares, never waking, as you writhe in agony...
Alvin: Is this a curse?!
Carla: How rude! That song was guaranteed to put you in a slumber!
Alvin: An eternal slumber, maybe!

Carla: I think you really have what it takes! Are you light-element affiliated? O Warrior of Light! O Holy Knight!
Alvin: Hey, lay off...
Carla: O Circus Performer?

Alvin: Just so you know, my adventurer rank isn't very high. So don't get your hopes up!
Carla: Don't worry! My hopes were low from the start!

Akihito Kanbara: A girl without glasses is like a shortcake without strawberries!

Akihito: How long have you been there?
Mitsuki: Since you said, "I store glasses worn by high school girls in vinyl bags. I huff the air outta them like an addict."
Akihito: I said no such thing!

Ikuya Ogura: Can't believe we've got all these Ajin in one spot. It's like my own personal harem.

Saitou Ena: Shima Rin in Shimane, camping on Izu Oshima. It's a Shima Shima Shima camp trip.

Ohgaki Chiaki: Nothing beats camping while other people are working... I'm gonna send them pics as soon as we get to the campsite!

Aoi Ashito: I don't need tactics. Or rather, I am the tactic.

Ishino: Why did you act like you had to work up so much courage just to kiss me, huh?
Takanashi: Because I felt like I was opening a door to a frightening world.

Suzu: Kamishin is incredible. He started the canoe club.
Hiroka: And he's the only member.

Ito: What is that?
Mikatan: Isn't it obvious? It's Yakushimaru Ritsuko. Oh, I mean, a Christmas tree.
Yuta: How do you make that mistake?

Chiranosuke: I forgot to tell you. When you get too excited and lose consciousness, an asteroid comes down and exterminates humanity.

Takanashi: You look like you're gonna cry... Well, what are you gonna do, otaku?
Tsutsui: There's not really much that I can do. I can put a picture of your face along with a whole lot of lies on the 'net and socially destroy you, is about all I can do.

Hermes: Peeking is part of a man's romance.

Somi: Who invented dynamite?
Vincent: Mr. Dynamite.

Sakamaki Izayoi: I'm bored. Really bored. If I could sell my boredom, I'm confident I could make a living.

Takt: Are we having a functional conversation? When did you learn that trick?
Destiny: I am growing day by day. I am fundamentally different from you, Maestro, who only whines about music day in and day out.

Misha: So how long have you been standing there?
Kamoi: I am always by your side. Yes, from when I say "good morning," to the next "good morning."