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#3524 BanG Dream! 2nd Season (TV)
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Kasumi: It's like a pre-event!
Arisa: We've still got days to go...
Kasumi: A Pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-event then!
Arisa: That's a mouthful.
#3488 Cowa! (manga)
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JosΓ©: How about hide 'n' seek?
Paifu: No way! Last time you just became invisible!
#3454 Detective Conan: Zero's Tea Time (TV)
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Kazami: Do you know what, I don't think I've ever seen you make a mistake.
Rei: Of course I have. For example... like that time, uh...
Kazami: Forget it.
#3456 BanG Dream! 2nd Season (TV)
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CHU2: I won't take just anybody. If you can't play the music I want to hear, you can leave. Ready?
Tae: Not lady... I am a girl.
#3443 Ayakashi Triangle (manga)
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Shirogane: Don't make out at a shrine!
#3442 Ayakashi Triangle (manga)
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Matsuri Kazamaki: There's no way someone would confess their love with a mouthful of sweet potato.
#3441 Fighting General Daimos (TV)
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Kenta: Hey! How's it hanging, Auntie? You've gotten bigger since I last saw you!
Okane: Idiot! That's my line!
#3432 Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door (movie)
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Jet Black: That's really unique, Faye. That a mughshot or your version of Picasso?
About Faye's composite sketch.
#3431 Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door (movie)
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Spike: 'Scuse me, Jet.
Jet: What?
Spike: You said three, not four.
Jet: Disinformation is sometimes required for both enemies and allies.
Spike: Don't pull that "Art of War" crap on me!
#3429 Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door (movie)
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Jet: There they are. Nanomachines.
Spike: Nanomachines?
Faye: Oh...
Spike: You know about them?
Faye: Not at all.
#3423 Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister (manga)
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Asahi: Big boobs or small boobs. Which do you prefer?
Uryu: That's not the kind of thing you just ask someone... And I... I mean, I don't really care...
Asahi: So what I'm hearing is, as long as they're boobs, you love 'em regardless of the size. What a greedy boy.
Uryu: That's not even close to what I said.
#2726 Lupin the 3rd Part 4 (TV)
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Zenigata: Stop this wedding!
Rebecca: Who is that, your boyfriend?!
Lupin: Of course not!
During Lupin and Rebecca's wedding.
#3139 A Couple of Cuckoos (TV)
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Nagi: I thought neither of you were going to eat.
Sachi: Well, I'm not going to say no to food.
Erika: And my job is to eat.
#3412 Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend (TV)
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Tomoya: What are you doing here, Utaha-senpai?
Utaha: Because I had zero screen time in the last episode, obviously.
#3403 Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend (TV)
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Utaha Kasumigaoka: You can try to deliver cool lines while in Cowgirl position, but it will still look, you know...
#3399 BanG Dream! (TV)
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Kasumi: I'll have a cola, a melon soda, a black tea, and a seaweed tea, please.
Arisa: That will be 1,200 yen, please.
Kasumi: You added that fast!
Arisa: All of the prices are the same.
#2957 Call of the Night (manga)
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Hatsuka: You talk tough and make dirty jokes because you don't know how to be honest about your feelings.
Nazuna: That's... not it... The truth is... I love dirty jokes!!
Hatsuka: Not the big confession I was hoping for...
#2929 Call of the Night (manga)
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Ko: I like that one...
Nazuna: Well, duh. Look at her boobs.
Ko: Can you please stop saying "boobs"?
Nazuna: Is that what you're into, Ko? Nice, shy girls with giant bazongas?
Ko: Would it kill you to just say "breasts"?
Nazuna: That wouldn't sound very hot.
About a game character.
#2925 Call of the Night (manga)
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Ko: But school is such a drag...
Akira: You even want to skip school in a game?!
#2919 Call of the Night (manga)
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Ko Yamori: This girlβ€”yeah, okay, vampireβ€”teaches me how to have fun all night long. She loves to cracks jokes about sex. I don't know much about fun, night or sex, so I'm kind of at a disadvantage.
#3389 Call of the Night (TV)
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Nazuna: Humans can only create offspring through copulation.
Ko: Don't say "copulate"!
Nazuna: What's the matter? How old are you?
Ko: I'm fourteen...
Nazuna: What?! You're still a little punk! At fourteen, you should be all over talk about copulation and stuff. What's wrong with you?
#2770.1 Case Closed (manga)
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Kogorou: A case is callign for me... The great detective Mouri Kogorou!!
Ran: Not "great", but more like "confused"...
#2761.1 Case Closed (manga)
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Kogorou: Let 'im go! You know there ain't no such thing as a normal detective!!
Ran: You're a detective, aren't you?
#3118 Case Closed (manga)
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Yumi: Hey! Enough about my ex!!
Conan: Nobody asked you for the details...
#3381 Shaman King (TV)
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Bason: Tao En is a profoundly cautious man. So why is nobody around?
Yoh: Maybe they're all napping. I mean, I always take a nap around this time of day.
#3372 Hell's Paradise: Jigokuraku (manga)
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Shija: Since the very start he's been protecting the hag.
Sagiri: I... I'm hardly at an age to be called such a thing.
Shija: Silence. Women are hags, and men are geezers. Not Gabimaru, of course.
#2770 Case Closed (manga)
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Richard: A case is calling me...! Never fear. The great private investigator Richard Moore will look everything over!!
Rachel: "Will overlook everything" is more like it...
#3339 Hensuki: Are You Willing to Fall in Love With a Pervert, As Long As She's a Cutie? (TV)
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Keiki Kiryu: I'm on a date with such a cute girl... Maybe tomorrow is the day I die.
#3347 Hensuki: Are You Willing to Fall in Love With a Pervert, As Long As She's a Cutie? (TV)
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Keiki: Your breasts are touching!
Sayuki: That's not significant.
Keiki: I disagree, your breasts are quite significant...
#3336 Hensuki: Are You Willing to Fall in Love With a Pervert, As Long As She's a Cutie? (TV)
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Yuika Koga: Big breasts are the bane of existence for all flat-chested girls.
#2761 Case Closed (manga)
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Richard: Forget about him! Detectives are good-for-nothings!!
Rachel: But, dad, you're a detective!
#3330 Laid-Back Camp (manga)
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Ena: Well, I'm heading to bed.
Rin: You're sleeping again? Just go ahead and marry your bed.
Ena: No can do. I'm already married to my kotatsu. Such a thing would never be allowed.
Rin: Knock it off with your original soap opera.
#3328 Laid-Back Camp (manga)
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Ena: I woke up at three, but the warm embrace of my futon lulled me back to sleep.
Rin: You actually slept fourteen hours?
#3272 Shaman King (TV)
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Yoh: Wake us up so we don't oversleep, okay, Amidamaru?
Amidamaru: Glad to be of service after so long.
Ren: Bason. I don't trust him on his own.
Bason: Your old faithful Alarm Bason, my liege.
#3322 Fighting General Daimos (TV)
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Kazuya: You missed my face that badly? Okay, have a good look!
Nana: You've got a pimple!
#3262 Shaman King (TV)
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Hao: The Continent of Mu.
Horohoro: Is he stupid?
Hao: Before that, you just thought that I was stupid.
Horohoro: No, I didn't! Yes, I did...
Hao: "Yes, I did..." As you well know, I can read minds. So it's probably for the best if you don't think anything too bad. Or else, I'll reveal the name of the girl you have a crush on.
Horohoro: I'm sorry!
#3260 Shaman King (TV)
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Lyserg Diethel: When the day comes, I will defeat you! Make the most of what little time you have left! Now if you want to get in the bath, get in!
To Hao in the hot spring.
#3249 Shaman King (TV)
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Anahol Pokki: I swore revenge on my brother's stylish nose!
#3248 Shaman King (TV)
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Jeanne: Anatel... from Niles!
Anahol: Hey! That's my big brother, actually.
Jeanne: Brother?
Anahol: Look closely! My brother's nose was three whole centimeters longer than mine!
#3223 Shaman King (TV)
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Ponchi: The strong ones doing the fighting are me, Ponchi...
Conchi: And me, Conchi!
Ponchi: Hey, chicks!
Conchi: Don't think you'll get away with it just because it's us!
Ponchi: We'll get our balls out!
Conchi: And touch your boobs!

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