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Hideo Azuma: When I woke up from my dream of being battered by a cold wind, I was being battered by a cold wind! It totally failed to fulfill its duty as a dream!
Hideo Azuma: I hung myself using the slope of the mountain. But I just ended up falling asleep.
Pan: What? Another giant monkey?
Satan: What the hell is going on here? Is this the planet of the apes?
Ando: I have an idea. Do you want to hear it?
Nana: Who is this easy-going gramps? Just a side character and he's got an "idea"?
Nana: I wish we could do it in a bigger place.
Ren: Yeah, that bathtub's too small.
Nana: I mean playing a show!
Shoji: Why are you talking to yourself? You're scaring me.
Nana: I wasn't talking to myself! I was talking to the Demon Lord.
Shoji: That's even scarier!
Ishida: You're... Pesche Guatiche.
Pesche: Wow! He remembered my full name after only hearing it once! Does he...?
Pesche: Wait. Do you... like me?
Nana Komatsu: I just kept on ordering pizzas, I gained like 10 pounds, and then he never came back to my house. Big fat loss!
Bessho Koyoi: Last year it was Sachertorte, the year before it was gateau chocolate, the year before that it was a chocolate blancmange... I wonder what I should make this year? Of course!! What about a super-ultra-huge chocolate wedding cake?!
Hitomi: Most people would feel too embarrassed to show someone their room when it's this messy.
Chie: Nice try, but I have no shame! To love me is to love my messiness!
Ryo: Write what you want to write.
Hitori: But if I do that, I'll write bitter, social-outcast lyricsβ€”
Ryo: But won't it be hilarious if a normie sings that?
Mayaka: Time to get away from this! We're drinking tonight!
Hotaro: Now we're drinking?!
Mayaka: Oolong tea, mostly!
Mayaka: She seems like she could be Saint Eru, huh?
Satoshi: "Chitanda Eru" sounds like it could be an angel's name, doesn't it?
Mayaka: As in, "Uriel," "Gabriel," "Chitanda-el"?
Hotaro: If you were to use the book for something other than reading, how would you use it?
Mayaka: If you stack a few of them up, it might make a good pillow.
Satoshi: If you put it on your arm, it would serve as a shield.
Hotaro: Think about this more seriously.
Chitanda: He's right. There must be some way that this book in particular is being used.
Satoshi: Okay, Chitanda-san, what do you think?
Chitanda: Let's see. If you make a stack of them, they could serve as pickle press.
Fujio Fuji: During a single point within a time frame two elderly men lived within their abode... And in the abode closest to them, there lived an elderly gentleman by the name of Cinderel. However on a certain day a beautiful, petite elderly man came floating down from the sky...
Fujio Fuji: I am tardy!! As I fly to almost certain tardiness, slice of bread firmly between teeth, I will certainly collide with the fated heroine. Manga plots demand it... And I, specs, must experiment to determine the truth of it!! However, I wonder as to the necessity of pronouncing my tardiness aloud. Also, in the near future, the bread in my mouth will cause a shortage of breath...
Fumio Akatsuka: It's true that as a little kid I was thin and weak... And it was Jump that told me that if I trained, I could get stronger. In my desire to come ever closer to my beloved Jump characters, I'd wear the shell of a turtle on my back... I'd climb a cliff using only one arm... I'd stop a barrage of tennis balls with only my stomach muscles... And while I was at it, I managed to style my hair like a Super Saiyan...
Yousuke Shibazaki: A man who chooses Sega console cannot live an ordinary life.
Fumio Akatsuka: "Akatsuka"? Perhaps that used to be my name. However, I have abandoned my past! I will now be reborn anew... Yes!! From today forward, my name shall be The Jet-Black Crimson Knight!!
Takae Kinjirou: Even if you get rejected once, isn't it fine if you keep confessing? Sometimes you win by being persistent, right? Look at me, I've confessed to Nodoka-chan and been rejected around fifty times today, she even started looking at me like trash and ignoring me, but I haven't given up!
Fumio: You want muscles, here you go!! I've been training every day since grade school thanks to Dragon Ball!
Kanna: I think he still believes he can do Π° Kamehameha...!
Fujio: I, on the other hand, would open a gallery for my manga awards in the Louvre and fill it with my drawings of Lum!
Kanna: Lum...?! Are your glasses really fake?!
Sangatsu: There's a kid crying!
Nanami: Ah, the sound of summer...
Sangatsu: No, that's not the sound of cicadas.
Yurine: Curses and whatnot, it's not scientific. How could they exist...
Nanami: How dare you say that when I've experienced it! If that's the case, then why is it that from this morning, I've been bitten by a dog, stepped on dog poop, fell down the stairs and forgot my homework?!
Yurine: Wouldn't that be because you were careless...
Shampoo: We stake Ranma for this match. ОkΠ°Ρƒ?
Akane: Want me to throw in the panda too?
Lum's Father: To win, you have to catch Lum within ten days and touch her horns!
Ataru: To touch her horns, I'll have to touch her body...
Tetsushige Tokura: I was six years old when in a memorable summer I found out about hooligan comics. I dreamed of going to the high school full of delinquents where fights would be on the agenda, but... no matter how much I searched, I couldn't find one!
Palace: He just said something or other about "Saiyans." So I was about to suggest that he ask a vegetable grocer.
Sangatsu Sumire: Right now, this is testing how much I love Yukino-kun. It's alright. That's something made by the person I like, so no matter the smell, it'll definitely taste good. Look, in this spoon, it's a soup so sticky you'd think it's brown sugar. It's spreading a special smell that pierces right through your nose and reaches your brain. It's dancing on the tip of your tongue. This refreshing and delicious... Whoa, it's nasty!
Carol: Too bad we lost at volleyball.
Misuzu: There was no way a team with you and me on it could win.
Tomo: Don't underestimate me! I once stayed up until 11:30!
Junichiro: That's all? I've stayed up until midnight before.
Tomo: Midnight?! That's the next day!
Patches: Go on, follow your damn grace to the Erdtree or wherever you like.
Aseo: Bro!! You're the best kind of trash there is, brother Patches... Whenever I see trash from now on, I'll think of you! Promise...!!
Melina: What is your name?
Aseo: Y'know, I just realized I have no idea.
Melina: May I suggest one? The Tarnished are also known as Asebito... so Aseo it is.
Jorge: One battle had come to an end. However, as long as people live, they must continue to fight against something. And no one can forfeit his own fight.
Koenma: Jorge, what are you talking about with such a straight face?
Jorge: The narration!
Student: I hate violence! I'm a follower of Gandhi!
Akira: I don't give a damn if it's "Gandhi" or "candy"! I don't like your face, so it's time for some homemade plastic surgery!
Botan: Koenma-sama is finally going to remove his pacifier. And when he does... Oh no! I made such a fuss about it, but I don't even know what it means in the least!
Kurama: To think that he would fall into the trap on his own!
Hiei: He truly is a fool.
Genkai: No, he's a fool and an idiot.
About Kuwabara.
Mr. Cat: Students of mine are getting married before me! There is no happier thing for a teacher than this!
Arpon: I'm going places, Paifu. You're merely in the way! I'll be the king of fights at Batwing Ridge Elementary Night School!
Paifu: Aren'tcha setting your sights a little low?
JosΓ©: There's only 11 of us...
Kai: Something smells good. It's fluffy like marshmallows. Or a cat's belly? No... These are breasts! How indecent!!

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