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Dororo (TV, 1969)

episode 14

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Dororo: If I take two and give three to Bro, that's no fun for me. But I'd feel bad for Bro giving him two while taking three for myself. Honestly, five is such an inconvenient number. In the end, it's best if I just eat them all myself.

Devilman (TV, 1972)

episode 2

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Student: I hate violence! I'm a follower of Gandhi!
Akira: I don't give a damn if it's "Gandhi" or "candy"! I don't like your face, so it's time for some homemade plastic surgery!

Fighting General Daimos (TV, 1978)

episode 14

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Kazuya: You missed my face that badly? Okay, have a good look!
Nana: You've got a pimple!

episode 33

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Kenta: Hey! How's it hanging, Auntie? You've gotten bigger since I last saw you!
Okane: Idiot! That's my line!

Urusei Yatsura (manga, 1978)

chapter 1

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Lum's Father: To win, you have to catch Lum within ten days and touch her horns!
Ataru: To touch her horns, I'll have to touch her body...

Urusei Yatsura (TV, 1981)

episode 33

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Ataru: Lum, summon your UFO! Just let him get a glance of your UFO!
Lum: UFO, come on down!
Ataru: Well, teacher? This is Lum's UFO. Do you think that an Earthbeing would have such a thing?
Hanawa: I'm not well-read on the topic but is not "UFO" supposed to be...
Shutaro: Unidentified flying object. That's what it stands for, in other words.
Hanawa: ... Mister Moroboshi, you are mistaken. Since that thing is already identified as Lum's, it is not an unidentified flying object. In short, it cannot be called a UFO.

episode 53

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Cherry: What kind of work do you want?
Ataru: I won't ask for much, just Β₯10,000 an hour, lots of fun, and something not tiring with lots of pretty girls. The location should be nearby, with meals included, and no overtime. Breaks should last about 2 hours. Afternoon tea is a given, and I can work any hours I like. And as a small request I'd like a paid vacation and family allowance, and housing allowance. And I'd like a bonus!

episode 119

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Onsen-Mark: You! Moroboshi!
Ataru: What?! What do you want?
Onsen-Mark: Ah... Never mind. I always say that when I'm upset.

Pola & Roid (manga, 1981)

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Roid: You see the red button? Press it!
Customer: A red button? But this is a black and white manga...

Dragon Ball (manga, 1984)

chapter 17

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Bulma: Where did you go?
Son GokΕ«: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!

chapter 80

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Master Roshi: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...

chapter 194

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Kami: Son. You were trained by an exceptional master.
GokΕ«: Though he is a little perverted.

chapter 245

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Bulma: There's no way I'm going by myself, okay? Someone come with me!
Turtle Hermit: Two months round trip, huh? All right, I guess I've got no choice but to go with you.
Bulma: That will just add unnecessary danger!

chapter 248

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Vegeta: When I was on Earth, I learned something interesting from them.
Cui: What, how to run away quickly?

Dragon Ball (TV, 1986)

episode 8

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Bulma: Where did you go?
Son GokΕ«: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!

episode 54

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Master Roshi: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...

episode 64

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Tai Pai Pai: You sure think highly of yourself for a cat...!
Karin: You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin...

episode 128

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Puri: What's a Kami-sama?
Bavaro: Kami-sama's Kami-sama.
Puri: So what's a Kami-sama?!
Cooky: He's a wonderful person!
Crepe: More wonderful than Daddy?
Cooky: You could say that.
Donuts: More wonderful than Mom?
Choco: No, he's less than her!
Donuts: Wow! Mom's really wonderful!

episode 148

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Kami: Son. You were trained by an exceptional master.
GokΕ«: Though he is a little perverted.

episode 150

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Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shu: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people's food!
Mai: He'll do anything if it's for money!
Shu: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!

Ranma 1/2 (manga, 1987)

chapter 2

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Ranma Saotome: By the way... You took a pretty good look at me, too. Besides, it's no big deal for me to see a naked girl. I mean, I've seen myself plenty of times, right? And I'm built better, to boot!
To Akane.

chapter 111

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Shampoo: We stake Ranma for this match. ОkΠ°Ρƒ?
Akane: Want me to throw in the panda too?

Legend of the Galactic Heroes (OVA, 1988)

episode 31

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Negroponte: You are a pretty radical anarchist.
Yang Wen-li: No, but you could say I'm a vegetarian. Although as soon as I look at a delicious meat dish, I break my commandments at once.

episode 39

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Yang Wen-li: Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?

episode 63

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Olivier Poplin: Damn it's hard to get a man's clothes off, and there's no reward either.

episode 69

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Olivier Poplin: The entire population of the human race is 40 billion. And half of it is women. Even considering that half of that won't pass the age limit and a further half of that will fail on the account of their looks, there still are 5 billion that are potential targets of my romance. I can't waste even one second.

Dragon Ball Z (TV, 1989)

episode 38

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Bulma: There's no way I'm going by myself, okay? Someone come with me!
Turtle Hermit: Two months round trip, huh? All right, I guess I've got no choice but to go with you.
Bulma: That will just add unnecessary danger!

episode 45

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Vegeta: When I was on Earth, I learned something interesting from them.
Cui: What, how to run away quickly?

Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug (movie, 1991)

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Oolong: I've got a bad feeling about where this is going. I'm getting goose bumps.
Bulma: You don't get goose bumps, those must be pig bumps.

Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghost Files (TV, 1992)

episode 1

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Narrator: Urameshi Yusuke, age 14. He was supposed to have been the hero of this story, but... he seems to have suddenly died!

episode 2

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Urameshi Yusuke: Yama-sama, huh? I doubt I could beat him in a fight... No, hold on! Before he conks me, I'll surprise him with a head-butt! Then, while he's stunned, I'll slide around behind him, and blind him! After which, if I can squeeze his balls, it'd be perfect!

episode 3

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Botan: Even if he couldn't hear your voice, if you share the same thoughts, your feelings would get through! What you felt must have gotten across to him!
Yusuke: To Kuwabara?! Don't say such a disgusting thing!

episode 24

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Kuwabara: You really are one despicable guy! For feeling around Miyuki's breasts and stuff! What were you planning to do if he was really a woman?
Yusuke: Dummy! In that case, I would have just been glad to have done it, you know?

episode 50

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Kurama: To think that he would fall into the trap on his own!
Hiei: He truly is a fool.
Genkai: No, he's a fool and an idiot.
About Kuwabara.

episode 83

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Botan: Koenma-sama is finally going to remove his pacifier. And when he does... Oh no! I made such a fuss about it, but I don't even know what it means in the least!

episode 111

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Jorge: One battle had come to an end. However, as long as people live, they must continue to fight against something. And no one can forfeit his own fight.
Koenma: Jorge, what are you talking about with such a straight face?
Jorge: The narration!

Case Closed (manga, 1994)

chapter 2

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Richard: Forget about him! Detectives are good-for-nothings!!
Rachel: But, dad, you're a detective!
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Kogorou: Let 'im go! You know there ain't no such thing as a normal detective!!
Ran: You're a detective, aren't you?
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Richard: A case is calling me...! Never fear. The great private investigator Richard Moore will look everything over!!
Rachel: "Will overlook everything" is more like it...
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Kogorou: A case is callign for me... The great detective Mouri Kogorou!!
Ran: Not "great", but more like "confused"...

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