Quotes tagged with "funny" (best), page 6

Rock Lee: Sasuke, I've wanted to ask you this for three years now... Why? Why were you so popular with the ladies?!

Soku: Going on a first date without a strategy is like fighting a Tailed Beast unarmed.

Hebi: There is no point in losing the money we robbed from one casino, gambling at another one.

Nezu: Am I a mouse? A dog? A bear? My real identity is... the principal!

Skalle-Per: I just wanted to find out how big this castle actually was. And as it turned out... This castle is large enough to get lost in for four days...

German teacher: It can't be helped. I'll give you a freebie. I covered this in class. Translate what I'm about to say into German and write it on the back. Question 1: "Rheumatoid arthritis." Question 2: "A man holding a banana while naked." The last question: "James Thomas."

Mikan: And there was that one day it snowed a bunch, and we made a snowman here.
Rito: Oh, heah, we did! Although he wasn't exactly the most handsome snowman ever!
Mikan: Yeah, your taste... or lack thereof... really shone through!

Kluke: And? Did you find the Knight Master?
Shu: It's not that easy! Besides, I don't even know his name or what he looks like.
Kluke: Then how do you plan to find him?
Shu: I have a plan! And the perfect one at that! We'll approach every stranger we see!

Beelzebub: Thief! Look at those idiots!
Thief: They remind me of you...

Brook: If nothing is done, we're gonna end up back in the deep sea!
Robin: No, we'll hit a rock and drown before that.

Nagi: Wow, you have so many toys! What's this ball?
Chłopiec: It's a superball. You've never seen one?
Nagi: Wait, by any chance if you gather seven of these...

Dororo: If I take two and give three to Bro, that's no fun for me. But I'd feel bad for Bro giving him two while taking three for myself. Honestly, five is such an inconvenient number. In the end, it's best if I just eat them all myself.

Yoshio Tsukinaga: The first kiss i ever had... was with a foot.

Kaguya: Hayasaka! Come quick!
Hayasaka: What is it?
Kaguya: The Internet is broken!

Yami Sukehiro: Don't go ripping off people's magic! I'm gonna sue you for copyright infringement!

Koyume: Why did you get glasses?
Mayu: There were many reasons... But I wanted to watch the anime that I loved in the highest definition possible.

Somi: Who invented dynamite?
Vincent: Mr. Dynamite.

Chaozu: You suck at insulting people, Ten.
Tenshinhan: Apologies.

Himeno: To be honest with you, everybody's getting pretty worn down.
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Power: I'm bored, so I was thinking up a Nobel Prizewinning invention! If I win a Nobel Prize, humans will grovel before me! And then I'll use my Nobel Prize as a steppingstone to become prime minister! I want to watch humans suffer... So my first act as prime minister will be to implement a 100 percent sales tax!
Denji: She seems the same as always to me.
Himeno: Oh. That's... good then.

Kirishima: Well, if you're talking about flashy and strong, it's gotta be Todoroki and Bakugo, though, huh?
Tsuyu: Bakugo's always mad, so he doesn't seem like he'll be popular, though.

Yami: I'd like you to treat me to some taiyaki.
Rito: Yami...
Yami: About fifty of them...

Takanashi Yasuhiro: She is lovely! She's a bit aggressive. I mean, more of a tomboy. I think it's because she wants attention. She'll put banana peels in the hallway... Set the laundry on fire...

Roid: You see the red button? Press it!
Customer: A red button? But this is a black and white manga...

Maria: What brings you two here? This is a forgotten graveyard, so I doubt you're here to see a grave...
Carla: We are here to see a grave, actually. Yours!

Iron Man: Are you angry we didn't invite you? We can't exactly send mail to Asgard.

Chiaki Oogaki: You just won't shut up about Mount Fuji, so starting today, you'll be known as "Fujiko."

Vegeta: Dating is for the weak.

Beerus: I'm super busy clearly.
Whis: Didn't you just say you were bored?
Beerus: Exactly. So I'm busy killing time.

Shija: Since the very start he's been protecting the hag.
Sagiri: I... I'm hardly at an age to be called such a thing.
Shija: Silence. Women are hags, and men are geezers. Not Gabimaru, of course.

Thirteen: Before we begin, let me say one thing... or two, or three... or four... five... six... seven...

Saruyama Kenichi: Checking out boobs is what it means to be young! Boobs are our hopes! Boobs are our dreams!! Living by, for, and because of boobs is what it means to be a man in this journey called life! It's a truth that stretches across the very cosmos!!

Asta: Wizard King! My grimoire has some weird scribbles in it, too! Please look at it!
Julius: This is...
Asta: This is?
Julius: Something I can't read at all.

Goku: You can transform into freaky-face mode again and beat Gas!
Vegeta: Freaky-face mode? It's called Ultra Ego, you fool!

Chiaki: If you love Mount Fuji so much, why not hang out with the mountain climbing club? I hear they climb it every year.
Nadeshiko: No way!! Like I could climb Mount Fuji!! I'm completely satisfied just gazing at it from afar...
Chiaki: You're like a girl with a one-sided crush.

Nana: Guess that leaves us with no choice. Tell me about your person. I'll help you look for them.
Maron: Really? Man, you're gonna make a good wife someday, little miss. In that case... my person's got a mellow, heart-soothing fragrance...

Nadeshiko Kagamihara: It's so narrow... Like an eel's bed...

Chichi: What's happened, Goku? You only ate half of what you usually eat!
Goten: Father, is something wrong?
Goku: I just don't have an appetite.
Chichi: Do you have a fever?
Goku: I don't have a fever.
Chichi: Then, are you gonna die?
Goku: I've died about two times already but this time doesn't feel like dying.

Inojin: Well, he's supposed to have been amazing in the past.
Boruto: Well, compared to other teachers, he's not that dependable. He's got a weak presence...
Inojin: Yeah, it's almost like his shadow is stronger.

Kouichiro Iketani: I'd like to go on a drive with a girl like that. It's a day off, and I get to go on the highway, but it's my mom in the passenger seat. It's a megaton of misery...

Ochaco: I'm Ochaco Uraraka. Um, you're Tenya Iida, and you're Deku Midoriya, right?
Izuku: "Deku"?!
Ochaco: Huh? But during the fitness test, the boy named Bakugo said—"Deku, you bastard!" Right?
Izuku: Uh... my real name is Izuku, but D-Deku is what Kacchan calls me to make fun of me...
Ochaco: Oh, is that right? Sorry! But "Deku" sounds like the Japanese word for "You can do it!" so I kinda like it.
Izuku: I'm Deku!