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Tadakuni: That's my little sister's underwear, dude!
Yoshitake: Rest assured. It's equivalent exchange. I left my underwear behind in its stead.
Ryōko Asuka: Sensei... Kanzaki, Himekawa, Natsume, Shiroyama, Furuichi, Oga, Kunieda, Omori, Tanimura and Hanazawa are absent today because they have a stomach ache. I dunno anything else.
Hachiman Hikigaya: These days, prep schools are granting tuition waivers for students with good grades. If I get that, and get tuition money from my parents, that money will be mine.
Shinpachi: Gin-san, nurses are really amazing, aren't they?
Gintoki: For example, take a woman who's a 7... Put her in a nurse's uniform and she becomes a 10.
Konata Izumi: I heard that this was something that really happened... Someone who works at a certain video software wholesaler finished work for that day, and got on a bus late at night like he usually does. His house was towards the end of the bus route. And so, as he was riding the bus, other passengers started leaving one by one, and he ended up as the only passenger left. The driver mistakenly thought that there was nobody left on the bus... And, can you believe it? He started to sing, in a loud voice, Danzen! Futari wa _______ Cure!
Tsutomu: What's this about? I'm not going to quit.
Chihaya: But your grades went down because of karuta.
Tsutomu: Well, yeah. But I still placed fifth.
Chihaya: Huh? Fifth? I was like fifth from the bottom.
Tsutomu: I'm not so concerned about my grades these days. But you should be concerned, Ayase.
Rintarō: Well, Rukako and Mayuri being together is perfectly all right.
Itaru: Suddenly, lesbians. Ha. Ha.
Rintarō: Control yourself. Besides, if there were lesbians in the next room, then this room would be...
Tsuna: What do we do about this?! After Mr. Kawahira helped hide us... How do we explain this to him?
Reborn: Just say that it burned down.
Tenten: They're revolting...
Lee: Leave them to me. I am the Guykage's right hand man. I can quell this little rebellion. Everyone, please calm down. Let's talk this out..
Tenten: Wow, Lee's actually being serious.
Lee: ...with our fists!
Aoyama: It's finished.
Uchida: It looks kind of like a penguin.
Aoyama: Huh? It was supposed to be a research vessel.
Misaki: While this guy listens to music, he has the cognitive power to input that song as MP3 data in real time.
Shippō: How can you stand there looking so blank?! Kagome is a beauty! So she may already have been eaten up!
Inuyasha: So... Tell me what's pretty about Kagome?
Myōga: I've been thinking this from before... but I think your perception of beauty is a little off.
Shippō: Aghhh! No wonder you look and dress so weird!
Myōga: I agree... A red outfit is a bit troubling. I think you should dress with a little more refinement.
Motoi: How come your hand is wet?
Killer B: Don't sweat the small stuff.
Motoi: And where's Naruto?
Killer B: I was a pissin' and he went a missin'
Kagami: Come to think of it, Konata, you hardly forget stuff like textbooks.
Konata: I'm pretty reliable about things like that. I leave all the textbooks in the classroom in advance.
Switch: Sure wish he'd just talk like a normal person!
Murakoshi Miki: You'd prefer a man with lots of money, right?
Miura Chihiro: Wrong. The man of my dreams... He must have a villa, plenty of servants, and a yacht. He must be able to provide me with cute clothes and high-heels!
Konata Izumi: I haven't seen that guy around for a while... Yeah. He was a soldier-type character, but he wanted to raise his combat skills, and he left saying he was going to train in an area with a lot of monsters... And he hasn't come back since. I heard he's camping out in the underground nest. But I wonder if he's all right, acting all hermit-like? Everyone's getting pretty worried.
Natsu: Actually, I am hungry. The only thing I ate was the fire from that God Slayer, and then I beat the crap out of him.
Lucy: Well, me too. Cana's heavier than you'd think.
Wendy: Cana's unconscious, but that's still a terrible thing to say...
Miyabi: For example, Kisaragi is admiring exhibits in a certain exhibition. The worker seems to be taking down a drawing, but somehow he didn't show any signs of movement. Finding it strange, you go closer to have a look. But, that's not a person, but a drawing on the wall. On closer inspection, the visitors around you are also trompe-l'œil. Coming to your senses, you realize that you're the only person there. Scared, Kisaragi wants to leave the exhibition.
Miki: But, even the exit is a trompe-l'œil!
Miroku: It's easier said than done, but don't worry too much. I understand what you're going through. Do you want to be alone, after all?
Sango: So... is that all? After all, considering the way you usually are... I thought after giving me the pep talk you'd do something lecherous.
Miroku: Sango. You should have told me sooner if that's what you wanted.
Takako Kimura: The towering artist... Too-Pure-Pure Boy... The excessively self-conscious Akiba-type... I'd say they balance each other out beautifully, wouldn't you? If this were an RPG, that's the party we'd send out for a boss fight.
Blood Leopard: My name is Blood Leopard. Call me Leopard, not Blood. If you want to shorten it, Pard and not Leopa.
Tōyako: Perhaps an enemy stronger than anything you have ever faced will appear. You can't survive without this ultimate technique. ... In addition, if this anime is released as a fighting game, it'll be too plain if it doesn't have an ultimate technique. Think about the business aspect. Don't you know how hard a time Bandai's had?
Endō Shōji: It would be cowardly to run away from it like this, right, Satō Koichi!
Satō Koichi: Huh?
Endō Shōji: Nothing. I'm talking to myself.
Satō Koichi: What do you mean? After calling a person by his full name.
Asagi: You don't see a lot of people applying for ninja licenses these days. Let me make this clear first. Becoming a ninja doesn't mean you'll be able to use stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?
Ataru: Lum, summon your UFO! Just let him get a glance of your UFO!
Lum: UFO, come on down!
Ataru: Well, teacher? This is Lum's UFO. Do you think that an Earthbeing would have such a thing?
Hanawa: I'm not well-read on the topic but is not "UFO" supposed to be...
Shutaro: Unidentified flying object. That's what it stands for, in other words.
Hanawa: ... Mister Moroboshi, you are mistaken. Since that thing is already identified as Lum's, it is not an unidentified flying object. In short, it cannot be called a UFO.
Bossun: If everything goes our way, Nwe'll be able to escape! Probably!
Himeko: Y-You're a genius... Probably!
Bossun: Probably!
Himeko: Probably!
Narrator: The world was becoming filled with inconsistencies. Posted billed forbidding posted bills. Cold hot coffee. Strange hairstyles. Jobs with seven days off per week. Full-tilt half-assedness. Precise malarkey. Frantic relaxation.
Issei: Damn it for sucking up energy from girls' boobs!
Kiba: But why the boobs?
Issei: Don't ask something so obvious! I'd love to join in and suck up Akeno's and the President's "energy"!
Asia: Please don't sympathize with the monster.
Issei: Sympathize? Preposterous! I'm completely jealous of the monster!
Nagi: If I put a sparkly heart keychain from a 100-yen shop on this bag, can't I just say it's a Sama*tha Thavasa?
Tsugumi: If you talk about Sama*tha Thavasa while wearing those anime clothes, our few female viewers will snicker.
Musica: You don't like being called fatass, huh? Then, how about just pig?
Bis: Even if you compliment me now, it's still too late.
Yoshino: Were you browsing adult sites on Kirino's laptop again?
Kyōsuke: What are you saying, dear mother? Look at this pure blue sky which precisely reflects my heart!
Neko Majin: What kind of aliens are you that you don't even have 3000 yen?! You guys are the worst! You travelled all the way to Earth without so much as a penny?!
Nezu: Am I a mouse? A dog? A bear? My real identity is... the principal!
Matsutarō: Where's the salt? The salt I'm supposed to throw.
Sędzia: Salt is for ranks juryo and up.
Matsutarō: Oh, it is? I'll settle for sugar, then.
Komatsu: Ah, Sanita!
Sunny: Sanita?!
Komatsu: You know, because you're wearing a Santa suit and you're Sani.
Skalle-Per: I just wanted to find out how big this castle actually was. And as it turned out... This castle is large enough to get lost in for four days...
Koyume: I really learned a lot! It was scary but I feel like something's opened up for me a bit more.
Ruki: Really?
Koyume: For example... I feel the same satisfaction I would if I just finished shoveling snow!
Miyako: Norippe, did you buy your computer at an electronics store? Was it expensive?
Nori: I dunno. I'm not sure how much it cost, my uncle built it for me as a gift for starting high school.
Yuno: Your uncle...
Miyako: ...made it?
Yuno: Nori, is your uncle Mr. Gates?
Rock Lee: Sasuke, I've wanted to ask you this for three years now... Why? Why were you so popular with the ladies?!

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