Quotes tagged with "funny" (best), page 11

Jill: Kaburagi connected with Deca-dence. Basically, right now, your "Boss" is that. Deca-dence is now Kabu-dence.

Kana: Isn't that awesome? By age six, I was already interested in a medical career!
Reimi: I'm more curious about what made you want to be a detective.
Hibiki: And after doctor, you wanted to be a healer?
Kana: No... After that it was pilot, then barista, then pro wrestler!

Kogorou: A case is callign for me... The great detective Mouri Kogorou!!
Ran: Not "great", but more like "confused"...

Hanabatake Yoshiko: If you pierce your ear with a needle, blood will fly everywhere. Then bacteria will enter the wound and infect it... Then you suffer... and die.

Kogorou: Let 'im go! You know there ain't no such thing as a normal detective!!
Ran: You're a detective, aren't you?

Taguchi: It's almost like you're the light and I'm the darkness.
Komugi: I'm the baldness?

Yao: I have low blood pressure, so I can't get up early in the morning.
Lu: Or maybe you were at home watching TV, thinking about taking the day off, when you saw something interesting that happened and couldn't stay away.
Yao: Lu, are you an Esper?

Azazel: Where there's porn, there's Azazel.