Quotes tagged with "funny" (best), page 11

Yao: The Miami Guns is both of us together, right?
Lu: Yao...
Yao: That is, I'm "Miami Gun" and you're the "s".

Policeman: This case is just going to go unsolved.
Chief: It's your job to solve it! You're cops, aren't you?
Kosuke: If I was smart enough to solve this, I'd be a private eye instead of a mere cop.

Chief: How are you still alive?
Yao: Because I sleep well and eat well.

Chief Amano: Good heavens! The criminal is safe. On second thought, I shouldn't be happy to see him safe!

Sakurakouji Yao: What cruel fate has brought this misery upon me? Me... eating a man-eating shark?

Chief: This is the ninth victim! And the criminal is still out there! We'll lose respect!
Kosuke: We lost that long ago.