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Takae Kinjirou: Even if you get rejected once, isn't it fine if you keep confessing? Sometimes you win by being persistent, right? Look at me, I've confessed to Nodoka-chan and been rejected around fifty times today, she even started looking at me like trash and ignoring me, but I haven't given up!
Shirogane: Don't make out at a shrine!
Fumio Akatsuka: It's true that as a little kid I was thin and weak... And it was Jump that told me that if I trained, I could get stronger. In my desire to come ever closer to my beloved Jump characters, I'd wear the shell of a turtle on my back... I'd climb a cliff using only one arm... I'd stop a barrage of tennis balls with only my stomach muscles... And while I was at it, I managed to style my hair like a Super Saiyan...
Murao Jumpei: I got distracted by her panties and followed her here...
Duck: Miss Freya is what's wonderful. It makes me wish I could become this wonderful. But that would–
Uzura: Never happen, zura.
Duck: What? Really?
Uzura: Really, zura.
Duck: Not at all?
Uzura: Not a chance, zura!
Duck: Wait, who are you?!
Mayaka: She seems like she could be Saint Eru, huh?
Satoshi: "Chitanda Eru" sounds like it could be an angel's name, doesn't it?
Mayaka: As in, "Uriel," "Gabriel," "Chitanda-el"?
Ko: But school is such a drag...
Akira: You even want to skip school in a game?!
Lilie: I just happened to be following Pike, and I just happened to see her meet up with the wonderful Mytho, and then when I just happened to keep following them, they went off to a place where there was absolutely nobody around. Well? Want to just happen to go see?
Sangatsu: There's a kid crying!
Nanami: Ah, the sound of summer...
Sangatsu: No, that's not the sound of cicadas.
Bessho Koyoi: Last year it was Sachertorte, the year before it was gateau chocolate, the year before that it was a chocolate blancmange... I wonder what I should make this year? Of course!! What about a super-ultra-huge chocolate wedding cake?!
Fumio Akatsuka: "Akatsuka"? Perhaps that used to be my name. However, I have abandoned my past! I will now be reborn anew... Yes!! From today forward, my name shall be The Jet-Black Crimson Knight!!
Fujio Fuji: During a single point within a time frame two elderly men lived within their abode... And in the abode closest to them, there lived an elderly gentleman by the name of Cinderel. However on a certain day a beautiful, petite elderly man came floating down from the sky...
Kogorou: Let 'im go! You know there ain't no such thing as a normal detective!!
Ran: You're a detective, aren't you?
Fujio: I, on the other hand, would open a gallery for my manga awards in the Louvre and fill it with my drawings of Lum!
Kanna: Lum...?! Are your glasses really fake?!
Fujio Fuji: I am tardy!! As I fly to almost certain tardiness, slice of bread firmly between teeth, I will certainly collide with the fated heroine. Manga plots demand it... And I, specs, must experiment to determine the truth of it!! However, I wonder as to the necessity of pronouncing my tardiness aloud. Also, in the near future, the bread in my mouth will cause a shortage of breath...
Sangatsu Sumire: Right now, this is testing how much I love Yukino-kun. It's alright. That's something made by the person I like, so no matter the smell, it'll definitely taste good. Look, in this spoon, it's a soup so sticky you'd think it's brown sugar. It's spreading a special smell that pierces right through your nose and reaches your brain. It's dancing on the tip of your tongue. This refreshing and delicious... Whoa, it's nasty!
Pan: What? Another giant monkey?
Satan: What the hell is going on here? Is this the planet of the apes?
Shampoo: We stake Ranma for this match. ОkΠ°Ρƒ?
Akane: Want me to throw in the panda too?
Lum's Father: To win, you have to catch Lum within ten days and touch her horns!
Ataru: To touch her horns, I'll have to touch her body...
Yurine: Curses and whatnot, it's not scientific. How could they exist...
Nanami: How dare you say that when I've experienced it! If that's the case, then why is it that from this morning, I've been bitten by a dog, stepped on dog poop, fell down the stairs and forgot my homework?!
Yurine: Wouldn't that be because you were careless...
Hotaro: If you were to use the book for something other than reading, how would you use it?
Mayaka: If you stack a few of them up, it might make a good pillow.
Satoshi: If you put it on your arm, it would serve as a shield.
Hotaro: Think about this more seriously.
Chitanda: He's right. There must be some way that this book in particular is being used.
Satoshi: Okay, Chitanda-san, what do you think?
Chitanda: Let's see. If you make a stack of them, they could serve as pickle press.
Ishida: You're... Pesche Guatiche.
Pesche: Wow! He remembered my full name after only hearing it once! Does he...?
Pesche: Wait. Do you... like me?
Shoji: Why are you talking to yourself? You're scaring me.
Nana: I wasn't talking to myself! I was talking to the Demon Lord.
Shoji: That's even scarier!
Nana: I wish we could do it in a bigger place.
Ren: Yeah, that bathtub's too small.
Nana: I mean playing a show!
Ando: I have an idea. Do you want to hear it?
Nana: Who is this easy-going gramps? Just a side character and he's got an "idea"?
Nana Komatsu: I just kept on ordering pizzas, I gained like 10 pounds, and then he never came back to my house. Big fat loss!

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