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Hatsuka: You talk tough and make dirty jokes because you don't know how to be honest about your feelings.
Nazuna: That's... not it... The truth is... I love dirty jokes!!
Hatsuka: Not the big confession I was hoping for...
Master Roshi: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...
Gintoki Sakata: Oh crap! Jump comes out today! I forgot, this week Jump comes out on Saturday. ... This might be a good chance to give it up. Reading Jump at my age... But men are always boys at heart until they die.
Chisato: I can't leave the person in front of me to just die.
Takina: We Lycoris are authorized to kill. Worrying about enemies...
Chisato: Those guys... just happened to be enemies this time. If nobody died in the end, that's good. All's well.
Lain Iwakura: No matter where you are... everyone is always connected.
Japan: They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield, but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: There is nothing in this world that is truly "perfect". Though it may be a rather large clichΓ©, it is still the truth. It is the ordinary people who look up to "perfection" as an ideal and seek after it. But in truth, what is this idea of "perfection" truly worth? Nothing. Not a single thing. I detest "perfection". To be "perfect" is to be unable to improve any further. There would be no scope for "creation", not a single gap in one's knowledge or one's ability. Do you see now? To true scientists like you and I, "Perfection" is tantamount to "despair". We aspire to reach greater levels of brilliance than ever before, but never, never, to reach perfection. That is the paradox through which we scientists must struggle. Indeed, it is our duty to find pleasure in that struggle. In other words, the second you allowed yourself to spout a ridiculous word like "perfect", in truth, you had already been defeated. That is if you wish to be treated as a scientist.
Bulma: Where did you go?
Son GokΕ«: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!
Son GokΕ«: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!
Vegeta: Too bad. Looks as though my son comes from the better stock.
Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.
Kazuhiko Torishima: Don't think "it would be nice if that came true". Work hard and make it your reality. They said that in some movie I saw.
Frieza: This is the first time that someone has made this big of a fool out of me.
Vegeta: Back then I definitely exceeded you!
Goku: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time when we're fighting someone strong, I'll ask them to hit Bulma!
Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!
Kami: Son. You were trained by an exceptional master.
GokΕ«: Though he is a little perverted.
Vegeta: When I was on Earth, I learned something interesting from them.
Cui: What, how to run away quickly?
Kazutaka Hyōdō: For just that small sum of money before their eyes, people can endure a lot. The rich make use of that quality to lead comfortable lives, being waited upon by others. A king is not king on his own. If the poor unite and rebel, declaring that they don't need money, the king will be vanquished. But the poor pursue money in the hopes of becoming king. This strengthens the existence of the current king. As long you don't break out of that fruitless paradox of wanting money, you can never overthrow the king but be chained forever. The king too, tries to prevent revolt by giving everyone a relative sense of abundance and wealth.
Konata: Oh, wait, I'm being paged. Hold on. ... He scolded me for talking too long on the phone.
Kagami: Oh, sorry. I thought your house was rather laid-back with that stuff. But is it actually pretty strict?
Konata: No, we're in the middle of a fighter-game match.
Tai Pai Pai: You sure think highly of yourself for a cat...!
Karin: You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin...
Yang Wen-li: The Empire, with a few nobles ruling the masses, is bad government. The Alliance, with a government chosen by the people, is badly governed. Which one do you think is wrong?
Android #17: Hey, Son Goku, Vegeta! I gave up on the cruiser. You better thank me. Hopefully you got some rest. Sacrificing myself for others... I kind of like how human that is.
Komatsu: Something's there... Z-Zombie-san?
Zonge: It's not Zombie, it's Zonge-sama!
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Komatsu: Good job making it out of there alive. Or are you really a zombie...?
Misato Katsuragi: This is your home so feel free to take advantage of everything that's here, except of course of me that is.
Konata Izumi: I remember jotting memos on my notes earlier during class, because I thought I needed to remember it, since it was important, but since I was half asleep, I don't know what I wrote down.
Yang Wen-li: A military is a tool. And a bad tool at that. Remembering that, try to be as harmless a tool as possible.
Beerus: Whis, how long will it take to get there?
Whis: Roughly 26 minutes.
Beerus: About the length of an episode of TV anime, huh?
Son GokΕ«: If you weren't rotten to the core, you would have made a good rival.
Jaken: I want to shrink away every time we're attacked.
Rin: If you shrink any more, you'll disappear, Master Jaken.
Mutta Nanba: First, you see the big guy over there? He's athletic, with plenty of muscle, as you can see. He likes to act cool and play the tough guy. However... His cell phone wallpaper is a cat.
Light Yagami: I am going to be the God of the new world!
Takagi: Are you saying I have no sense for writing gags?
Kaya: Hm... Well, your face is kinda funny.
Vegeta: I don't care about the planet, or my pals, or my parents.
Hachiman Hikigaya: Well, worst case, I get serious. When I get serious, groveling and even boot licking is no problem.
Master Roshi: To think he was capable of the Kikoho... It's a tremendously destructive technique. Many times more so than the Kamehameha. But because it's so powerful, the user can die due to intense energy loss. Even if you don't die, it will still shorten your life span.
Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin
Gildarts: Wait a second! You're...
Cana: I know it's a lot to just accept...
Gildarts: Whose kid are you? Sara? Naomi? Claire? Feena? Mary? Eliza? No, no... The hair color's off... Emma, Lyra, Jean, Sydney, Kate, Yuko, Francoise...
Cana: You old geezer! How many flings have you had?!
Gildarts: I-I know! You're the spitting image of Sylvia! Like, you're the same sex!
Yang Wen-li: By causing a big storm and hiding during the storm, he's never been damaged himself. Before you know it, he'll be exercising even more authority. The thought leaves me panic stricken. And then, I had a nasty thought. What good is democracy if it gives power to a man like that?
L: If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%.
Light Yagami: This is the longest 40 seconds of my life.

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