Quotes (most popular)

Hatsuka: You talk tough and make dirty jokes because you don't know how to be honest about your feelings.
Nazuna: That's... not it... The truth is... I love dirty jokes!!
Hatsuka: Not the big confession I was hoping for...

Himeno: To be honest with you, everybody's getting pretty worn down.
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Power: I'm bored, so I was thinking up a Nobel Prizewinning invention! If I win a Nobel Prize, humans will grovel before me! And then I'll use my Nobel Prize as a steppingstone to become prime minister! I want to watch humans suffer... So my first act as prime minister will be to implement a 100 percent sales tax!
Denji: She seems the same as always to me.
Himeno: Oh. That's... good then.

Jimmy Kurosaki: Some metal's simply not meant to mix with meat. Your 'ganic body, your soul, gets pushed to the edge. Teeters on the brink. And it always ends one of two ways. You either lose yourself forever... Or die. No in-between.

Master Roshi: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...

Chisato: I can't leave the person in front of me to just die.
Takina: We Lycoris are authorized to kill. Worrying about enemies...
Chisato: Those guys... just happened to be enemies this time. If nobody died in the end, that's good. All's well.

Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!

Japan: They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield, but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.

Son Gokū: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!

Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.

Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!

Jason: Do you know where the root of terror comes from? It starts with fear. Yeah. Humans. Humans fear the unknown. And there is nothing more unknowable than us. As a species... oh, we're unpredictable. We're cruel. Especially when we're trying to survive. Yeah. The Greeks said it best. "There is much to fear in this world... but nothing more so than humans."

Fisher Tiger: I don't want to survive off of that kind of blood! It's dirty blood! That blood has hate for all fishmen flowing within it! I don't want to owe anything to that blood, or to humans! I won't give in to humans! I didn't want to tell you this, but on my last voyage... all that time, I wasn't on a voyage, I was captured! I spent years... at Mariejois. I was a slave! What I saw there was human madness! I just barely escaped with my life... But I couldn't just abandon all the other slaves I saw before me. Listen closely... I've always lived by my beliefs and as a result, I truly made things hard for Queen Otohime's ambitions! But she's right! We should all be at peace with eachother! But the ones that can really change things are the ones like Koala who don't know anything of the "next era"! So please! Don't tell our island anything about this! Not of the tragedy that has befallen us, or our rage towards the humans! This world is full of kind-hearted humans! This, I know! But they're a dying breed! Soon, all that will be left in this world is hate! Isn't it ridiculous?! My head knows all this, but a demon has taken over my heart! My body... would reject that blood! I've tried, but after all this... I just can't ever love a human!

Kagura: Might as well skip the effort and reuse footage for the movie itself. Toss in a few new scenes and you'll fool them all.
Shinpachi: That won't work!
Gintoki: Really? Most of Sunrise's movies are recompilations.

Takagi: Are you saying I have no sense for writing gags?
Kaya: Hm... Well, your face is kinda funny.

Excalibur: Number 75: Excalibur's birthday is to be celebrated grandly.
Hiro: When's your birthday?
Excalibur: Everyday!

Gildarts: Wait a second! You're...
Cana: I know it's a lot to just accept...
Gildarts: Whose kid are you? Sara? Naomi? Claire? Feena? Mary? Eliza? No, no... The hair color's off... Emma, Lyra, Jean, Sydney, Kate, Yuko, Francoise...
Cana: You old geezer! How many flings have you had?!
Gildarts: I-I know! You're the spitting image of Sylvia! Like, you're the same sex!

Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shu: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people's food!
Mai: He'll do anything if it's for money!
Shu: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!

Shinigami: Since I'm wearing a mask, Justin can't read my lips, can he? Can you repeat what I say from now on, please?
Spirit: Why do I have to do something so troublesome? It's fine if he takes the earphones off, right?
Shinigami: Okay! Repeat after me!

Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin

Vegeta: Too bad. Looks as though my son comes from the better stock.

Sverkel: Too much wealth brings disaster. When you increase your wealth, you fear losing it. To ease that fear, you spend money to make more of it. The idiot boy doesn't realize how empty it all is.

Yang Wen-li: A military is a tool. And a bad tool at that. Remembering that, try to be as harmless a tool as possible.

Mjolnir Marie: I'm... going to marry the toilet. Don't you see? The toilet will accept anything I do!

Lovis: If it arrived on earth to the sound of a song, then it'll grow up to be jolly.

Yang Wen-li: There has never been 'permanent peace' in human history. But, there have been plenty of ages with decades of peace. In short, my hope is, haughtily enough, for a few decades of peace in the future.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: There is nothing in this world that is truly "perfect". Though it may be a rather large cliché, it is still the truth. It is the ordinary people who look up to "perfection" as an ideal and seek after it. But in truth, what is this idea of "perfection" truly worth? Nothing. Not a single thing. I detest "perfection". To be "perfect" is to be unable to improve any further. There would be no scope for "creation", not a single gap in one's knowledge or one's ability. Do you see now? To true scientists like you and I, "Perfection" is tantamount to "despair". We aspire to reach greater levels of brilliance than ever before, but never, never, to reach perfection. That is the paradox through which we scientists must struggle. Indeed, it is our duty to find pleasure in that struggle. In other words, the second you allowed yourself to spout a ridiculous word like "perfect", in truth, you had already been defeated. That is if you wish to be treated as a scientist.

Kyōsuke Kōsaka: So, when you're dating a girl, um... Starting when is it okay to touch her boobs?

Kazutaka Hyōdō: For just that small sum of money before their eyes, people can endure a lot. The rich make use of that quality to lead comfortable lives, being waited upon by others. A king is not king on his own. If the poor unite and rebel, declaring that they don't need money, the king will be vanquished. But the poor pursue money in the hopes of becoming king. This strengthens the existence of the current king. As long you don't break out of that fruitless paradox of wanting money, you can never overthrow the king but be chained forever. The king too, tries to prevent revolt by giving everyone a relative sense of abundance and wealth.

Edel: May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory.

Frieza: This is the first time that someone has made this big of a fool out of me.

Reinhard von Lohengramm: Genes determine everything? What nonsense. Individuals are not responsible for their genes. Individuals are individuals. Family lines or genetics have nothing to do with the abilities of the individual. People who believe that genes decide everything are truly worthless people who can only do what they are told. People who boast of their ancestry have nothing that they can boast about in themselves. Those people are the ones that I truly disrespect.

Kagaya Ubuyashiki: No matter how many lives the demons take, the one thing they can never crush is a human's will. No matter how battered we are, we will always rise up again to fight.

Yūko: You saw everything... You saw the innermost places of my body...
Teiichi: Embarrassing? Aren't these just bones?
Yūko: This is the ultimate state of nakedness!

Sakamichi Onoda: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!

Yuzuriha: Your whole life, you've been lying to yourself, yeah? It's the end of the road, so be honest now... Go ahead and think about whatever you want. Your family? A pet cat, maybe? Or a lover you left behind? Picture yourself pressed against her. And pass on within that beautiful vision.

Konan: He is the light. That's why we all can carry flowers of hope!

Gintoki Sakata: Oh crap! Jump comes out today! I forgot, this week Jump comes out on Saturday. ... This might be a good chance to give it up. Reading Jump at my age... But men are always boys at heart until they die.

Mashiro: Why did you give me milk instead of tea? Are you looking down on me because I'm a child?
Kobeni: I just thought it would be better than tea or coffee. You don't like it?
Mashiro: No, it's my favorite!

Lain Iwakura: No matter where you are... everyone is always connected.

Aika Fuwa: Summer stars are so unscrupulous. They shine without thought or care. ... They try so hard to display their radiance. Trying to let us know they exist before they disappear. I admire that simple, honest wish.