Quotes (most popular)

Hatsuka: You talk tough and make dirty jokes because you don't know how to be honest about your feelings.
Nazuna: That's... not it... The truth is... I love dirty jokes!!
Hatsuka: Not the big confession I was hoping for...

Master Roshi: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...

Jimmy Kurosaki: Some metal's simply not meant to mix with meat. Your 'ganic body, your soul, gets pushed to the edge. Teeters on the brink. And it always ends one of two ways. You either lose yourself forever... Or die. No in-between.

Chisato: I can't leave the person in front of me to just die.
Takina: We Lycoris are authorized to kill. Worrying about enemies...
Chisato: Those guys... just happened to be enemies this time. If nobody died in the end, that's good. All's well.

Vegeta: Too bad. Looks as though my son comes from the better stock.

Japan: They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield, but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.

Himeno: To be honest with you, everybody's getting pretty worn down.
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Power: I'm bored, so I was thinking up a Nobel Prizewinning invention! If I win a Nobel Prize, humans will grovel before me! And then I'll use my Nobel Prize as a steppingstone to become prime minister! I want to watch humans suffer... So my first act as prime minister will be to implement a 100 percent sales tax!
Denji: She seems the same as always to me.
Himeno: Oh. That's... good then.

Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!

Son Gokū: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!

Yang Wen-li: A military is a tool. And a bad tool at that. Remembering that, try to be as harmless a tool as possible.

Frieza: This is the first time that someone has made this big of a fool out of me.

Gintoki Sakata: Oh crap! Jump comes out today! I forgot, this week Jump comes out on Saturday. ... This might be a good chance to give it up. Reading Jump at my age... But men are always boys at heart until they die.

Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.

Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: There is nothing in this world that is truly "perfect". Though it may be a rather large cliché, it is still the truth. It is the ordinary people who look up to "perfection" as an ideal and seek after it. But in truth, what is this idea of "perfection" truly worth? Nothing. Not a single thing. I detest "perfection". To be "perfect" is to be unable to improve any further. There would be no scope for "creation", not a single gap in one's knowledge or one's ability. Do you see now? To true scientists like you and I, "Perfection" is tantamount to "despair". We aspire to reach greater levels of brilliance than ever before, but never, never, to reach perfection. That is the paradox through which we scientists must struggle. Indeed, it is our duty to find pleasure in that struggle. In other words, the second you allowed yourself to spout a ridiculous word like "perfect", in truth, you had already been defeated. That is if you wish to be treated as a scientist.

Yang Wen-li: The Empire, with a few nobles ruling the masses, is bad government. The Alliance, with a government chosen by the people, is badly governed. Which one do you think is wrong?

Lain Iwakura: No matter where you are... everyone is always connected.

Yuzuriha: Your whole life, you've been lying to yourself, yeah? It's the end of the road, so be honest now... Go ahead and think about whatever you want. Your family? A pet cat, maybe? Or a lover you left behind? Picture yourself pressed against her. And pass on within that beautiful vision.

Beerus: His singing and dancing were both terrible. He'd be a fair match for you, Whis.

Kagaya Ubuyashiki: No matter how many lives the demons take, the one thing they can never crush is a human's will. No matter how battered we are, we will always rise up again to fight.

Tai Pai Pai: You sure think highly of yourself for a cat...!
Karin: You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin...

Beerus: Before creation, there must be destruction.

Son Gokū: If you weren't rotten to the core, you would have made a good rival.

Vegeta: Back then I definitely exceeded you!
Goku: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time when we're fighting someone strong, I'll ask them to hit Bulma!

Reinhard von Lohengramm: Genes determine everything? What nonsense. Individuals are not responsible for their genes. Individuals are individuals. Family lines or genetics have nothing to do with the abilities of the individual. People who believe that genes decide everything are truly worthless people who can only do what they are told. People who boast of their ancestry have nothing that they can boast about in themselves. Those people are the ones that I truly disrespect.

Android #17: Hey, Son Goku, Vegeta! I gave up on the cruiser. You better thank me. Hopefully you got some rest. Sacrificing myself for others... I kind of like how human that is.

Reinhard von Lohengramm: Something that's supposed to die and doesn't... will eventually rot away, whether it's a man or a nation.

Yang Wen-li: There has never been 'permanent peace' in human history. But, there have been plenty of ages with decades of peace. In short, my hope is, haughtily enough, for a few decades of peace in the future.

Kazutaka Hyōdō: For just that small sum of money before their eyes, people can endure a lot. The rich make use of that quality to lead comfortable lives, being waited upon by others. A king is not king on his own. If the poor unite and rebel, declaring that they don't need money, the king will be vanquished. But the poor pursue money in the hopes of becoming king. This strengthens the existence of the current king. As long you don't break out of that fruitless paradox of wanting money, you can never overthrow the king but be chained forever. The king too, tries to prevent revolt by giving everyone a relative sense of abundance and wealth.

Kami: Son. You were trained by an exceptional master.
Gokū: Though he is a little perverted.

Vegeta: When I was on Earth, I learned something interesting from them.
Cui: What, how to run away quickly?

Kazuhiko Torishima: Don't think "it would be nice if that came true". Work hard and make it your reality. They said that in some movie I saw.

Vegeta: I don't care about the planet, or my pals, or my parents.

Konata: Oh, wait, I'm being paged. Hold on. ... He scolded me for talking too long on the phone.
Kagami: Oh, sorry. I thought your house was rather laid-back with that stuff. But is it actually pretty strict?
Konata: No, we're in the middle of a fighter-game match.

Reinhard von Lohengramm: Strange, isn't it... When rain is falling, it mysteriously makes the heart heavy. But once it's over, it displays everything beautifully.

Alex Cazerne: It's an absurd luxury to be a bachelor past the age of thirty-one. Don't you think it's unforgivable anti-social behavior?

Master Roshi: Luck is also part of one's skill.

Son Gokū: If you can have four arms, then I can have eight!

Jason: Do you know where the root of terror comes from? It starts with fear. Yeah. Humans. Humans fear the unknown. And there is nothing more unknowable than us. As a species... oh, we're unpredictable. We're cruel. Especially when we're trying to survive. Yeah. The Greeks said it best. "There is much to fear in this world... but nothing more so than humans."

Konata Izumi: I remember jotting memos on my notes earlier during class, because I thought I needed to remember it, since it was important, but since I was half asleep, I don't know what I wrote down.