Quotes (best), page 5

Shinji: Since when? I'm asking you when you used your Kyokasuigetsu!
Aizen: Then let me ask you this. When did you think that I wasn't using my Kyokasuigetsu?

Kid the Phantom Thief: Someone who leads you to believe there's something inside a clenched fist... that's a magician. And someone who correctly guesses what's actually inside of that fist, a detective.

Yatora Yaguchi: At this point, I don't really know if this is good or bad, but even if it's slight, something is drawing me in... I finally felt like my art could swallow me whole.

Gabimaru: I am Gabimaru the Hollow! I'm a heartless monster! Try as I might, I can never be human!

Gifso: Your hard work won't betray you!

Flazzard: You're kidding! This is impossible! I'm supposed to be invincible! I've got the ultimate body! I can't lose to this brat! With this power and this durability... if I lose now, I'll look like an idiot!

Kisara: It's all over! Both of us, penniless? We can't keep living anymore! The only option is for both of us to take some medicine and head over to Heaven.

Yui: You're stretching yourself too thin. If you don't rest while you can, you'll collapse before the real battle.
Gabimaru: The real battle? Is there some kind of major job coming up?
Yui: No. I'm talking about life.

Kenichi Kurokawa: I hate being poor.

Yamada Asaemon Sagiri: Through my job, I've been present during the final moments of many. I've learned to identify how people truly feel when they're dying. A person's true nature is reflected in the blade. Some put up a brave act until just before their death. Some desperately beg for mercy. And some lie to themselves and claim to have accepted death.

Osa: Shinobi Rule Number 20. If you are facing death, then draw on whatever you have left to deal as much damage as possible to the enemy before dying.

Asta: Despair? We don't have time for that!

Tora: Meeting a wonderful human changes your fate in a big way.

Kousetsu: I'd obey regardless. That's the ninja way.

Yuno: Even if you're poor, an orphan or even us... We can become greater than anyone else in this world.

Sosuke Aizen: Believing is the same as relying. That is something the weak do.

Chisato: Even you think you're in the right... So the only true villains are inside the silver screen, huh?
Majima: That's what makes movies interesting. Reality is filled with heroes of justice. "Good people" are punching each other out. That's the truth about this craptastic world.

Guy 1: How lucky could that guy be?
Guy 2: He's called Luckyman for a reason, isn't he?
Guy 3: Sure is! Sounds fair.

Eizen: His methods are brutal.
Gabimaru: Would you approve if I made it pretty instead?

Ayano: That wheedling voice that completely lacks sincerity irritates me!
Shu: I don't think I've change how i speak at all though.
Ayano: What I mean is, you always have irritated me!

Jaune Arc: My dad said all that women look for in a man is confidence. Where did I go wrong?

Luckyman: Without any powers, but always winning via dumb luck, the universe's number one lucky hero of justice, Luckyman, is here!

Takina: Someone you know?
Chisato: No. Why?
Takina: That was another glance that seemed to hold a grudge.
Chisato: Huh? Seriously? Should I have smiled at him?

Yui: You're supposed to say "thank you" when someone helps you.

Nurugai: Samurai are captivated by things that don't exist. They don't know how to be smart.

Gabimaru: Dreams? Don't have any. Shinobi don't have any great purpose. They just kill as they're told.

Shinichi Kudo: I don't want to write about detectives... I want to be one!! The Heisei era Sherlock Holmes!!

Sinis: Please wait, Aki-sama!
Dex: You're not supposed to run in the hallway!
Aki: Well, fly, then.
Sinis & Dex: Yes, ma'am!

Wanner: Strong women are good, but women who only act tough are bad.

Wanner: I love how you can just hang your friend out to dry. Very mature and good!

Makoto Shishio: These wounds have taught me so many things that have seeped into my body. "Trust leads to betrayal." "Drop your guard, and you'll be killed." "Kill before you're killed." That, and "women will flock to a really good guy, no matter what he looks like."

Tae Shimura: The most dangerous moment in hunting is the moment you've captured your prey. The bigger the prey, the more you let your guard down. Go read "Hunter x Hunter" volume 3, before you try and take us on, old hags.

Kagura: Where's Gin-chan? Is Gin-chan still asleep? Shall I wake him up?
Shinpachi: No, never mind. Gin-san's in kanashibari.
Kagura: Kanashibari? What is kanashibari?
Shinpachi: It's a ghost paralysis. You're awake, but your body can't move. It's a very convenient state for the animators.
Kagura: Convenient?
Shinpachi: Seems all the anime staff are taking a trip to Kinugawa Hot Spa, so they were talking about creating a 30-minute "Gin-san Meets Ghost Paralysis" episode.

Edel: May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory.

Ryuk: Humans are... so much fun.

Kenshirō: You are already dead.

Isao Kondo: We were probably blending rap and rock to sing for peace on Earth.

Aoyama: If you ever feel angry, you should try thinking about boobs.

Puri: What's a Kami-sama?
Bavaro: Kami-sama's Kami-sama.
Puri: So what's a Kami-sama?!
Cooky: He's a wonderful person!
Crepe: More wonderful than Daddy?
Cooky: You could say that.
Donuts: More wonderful than Mom?
Choco: No, he's less than her!
Donuts: Wow! Mom's really wonderful!

Present day. Present time. Hahahaha!