Quotes (best), page 2

Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.

Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin

Takagi: Are you saying I have no sense for writing gags?
Kaya: Hm... Well, your face is kinda funny.

Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!

Gildarts: Wait a second! You're...
Cana: I know it's a lot to just accept...
Gildarts: Whose kid are you? Sara? Naomi? Claire? Feena? Mary? Eliza? No, no... The hair color's off... Emma, Lyra, Jean, Sydney, Kate, Yuko, Francoise...
Cana: You old geezer! How many flings have you had?!
Gildarts: I-I know! You're the spitting image of Sylvia! Like, you're the same sex!

Son Gokū: Dying is... pretty... nasty, huh?

Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shu: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people's food!
Mai: He'll do anything if it's for money!
Shu: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!

Yoshino Takigawa: Lovers don't need words to communicate.

Shinigami: Since I'm wearing a mask, Justin can't read my lips, can he? Can you repeat what I say from now on, please?
Spirit: Why do I have to do something so troublesome? It's fine if he takes the earphones off, right?
Shinigami: Okay! Repeat after me!

Mjolnir Marie: I'm... going to marry the toilet. Don't you see? The toilet will accept anything I do!

Excalibur: Number 75: Excalibur's birthday is to be celebrated grandly.
Hiro: When's your birthday?
Excalibur: Everyday!

Beerus: Before creation, there must be destruction.

Kagura: Might as well skip the effort and reuse footage for the movie itself. Toss in a few new scenes and you'll fool them all.
Shinpachi: That won't work!
Gintoki: Really? Most of Sunrise's movies are recompilations.

Kyōsuke Kōsaka: So, when you're dating a girl, um... Starting when is it okay to touch her boobs?

Sakamichi Onoda: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!

Kenzō Tenma: If you're in the middle of the darkness, you'll be completely envelope by darkness.

Aika Fuwa: The subtle light that is born when people's feelings come together. That light embraces felicity, evil, sin, and happiness. The light blazes forth... illuminating the whole truth.

Yūko: You saw everything... You saw the innermost places of my body...
Teiichi: Embarrassing? Aren't these just bones?
Yūko: This is the ultimate state of nakedness!

Mashiro: Why did you give me milk instead of tea? Are you looking down on me because I'm a child?
Kobeni: I just thought it would be better than tea or coffee. You don't like it?
Mashiro: No, it's my favorite!

Chisato: I can't leave the person in front of me to just die.
Takina: We Lycoris are authorized to kill. Worrying about enemies...
Chisato: Those guys... just happened to be enemies this time. If nobody died in the end, that's good. All's well.

Mahiro Fuwa: Butterflies have always been said to carry souls of the dead or to bring bad omens.

Hakaze Kusaribe: When you do something for the man you love, instead of for the world, it's easier to decide what must be done.

Mahiro Fuwa: We don't know if this world is real or a dream. Maybe the world till now has been a convenient fake. But magic will probably disappear now. The dream is over.

Saitama: Genos, your joints are all bent the wrong way. Here, I'll fix you up. Oh sorry, your arm came off.

Rider (Alexander the Great): It appears this man, Clinton, will be a formidable opponent. Likely to put up a better fight than Darius III.

Kuroneko: Do you want to touch them?
Kyōsuke: Well...
Kuroneko: I see... I'm not mad... much... Because... I'm the same.
Kyōsuke: You want to touch my boobs, too?

Yoshino Takigawa: A girlfriend isn't something you get just because you want one. You meet someone you like, and you want to spend time together. That's why you'd want them as your girlfriend, right?

Aika Fuwa: The beginning is the end, and the end is the beginning. Well then, let us begin again. And to each, their own tale.

Akoes: Anyone can make a mistake. If you feel bad about it, will that sin disappear?

Shinpachi: Tama may look like an adult, but she was created a short while ago, so she should get one?
Tama: Yes, it says on Wikipedia that I was born on August 16th, 2007.
Shinpachi: What's that? Wikipedia exists in this world?

Hakaze Kusaribe: What's wrong with wanting to keep the man you love out of harm's way?

Leda: If we were all the same, it would be pointless. For one to be beautiful, there must be those who make them stand out. If you're not coveted and envied, how will you feel the value of beauty? And with value, the one who grants it stands out.

Robot: I felt alive for the first time when I found out I was going to be ruined. Because there is death, there is life. Eternal robots finally became like humans by obtaining death. We should accept death like humans.

Hakaze Kusaribe: Even if he hates me, being able to die with the knowledge that the one I love will never forget me... There is no greater happiness a woman could desire.

Hakaze Kusaribe: To lose the woman you loved, not even being able to grieve... If not a tragedy, what is it?

Akoes: I sympathize with you robots who never need to eat or drink, or get to sleep with a woman.

Mahiro Fuwa: I'll do whatever it takes to have everything make sense again!

Mahiro Fuwa: To you, life was just something you acted out and ended, all according to someone else's script. That's why you were always quoting Shakespeare... However, Aika, I say that you were wrong! You did what you shouldn't have, and didn't do as you should have. Because you relied on someone else's script, you were wrong. ... I won't live my life by another person's script. Not by "Hamlet" or "The Tempest". I don't know how many years in the future it will be... But I'll write and act my own ending.

Aika Fuwa: Everything happens for a reason. The daily tragedies and misfortunes are all meaningful events, leading toward an ideal conclusion. With that in mind, there probably isn't really any meaningless misfortune.

Tōichi Kuroba: A magician must always outwit his audience. If you get stuck on an idea, then you'll just have to take it in the opposite direction. Whatever the result is, it is sure to surprise them.