Quotes (best), page 2

Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!

Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.

Son Gokū: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!

Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!

Beerus: Before creation, there must be destruction.

Son Gokū: If you can have four arms, then I can have eight!

Excalibur: Number 75: Excalibur's birthday is to be celebrated grandly.
Hiro: When's your birthday?
Excalibur: Everyday!

Kagura: Might as well skip the effort and reuse footage for the movie itself. Toss in a few new scenes and you'll fool them all.
Shinpachi: That won't work!
Gintoki: Really? Most of Sunrise's movies are recompilations.

Takagi: Are you saying I have no sense for writing gags?
Kaya: Hm... Well, your face is kinda funny.

Shinigami: Since I'm wearing a mask, Justin can't read my lips, can he? Can you repeat what I say from now on, please?
Spirit: Why do I have to do something so troublesome? It's fine if he takes the earphones off, right?
Shinigami: Okay! Repeat after me!

Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shu: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people's food!
Mai: He'll do anything if it's for money!
Shu: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!

Gildarts: Wait a second! You're...
Cana: I know it's a lot to just accept...
Gildarts: Whose kid are you? Sara? Naomi? Claire? Feena? Mary? Eliza? No, no... The hair color's off... Emma, Lyra, Jean, Sydney, Kate, Yuko, Francoise...
Cana: You old geezer! How many flings have you had?!
Gildarts: I-I know! You're the spitting image of Sylvia! Like, you're the same sex!

Son Gokū: Dying is... pretty... nasty, huh?

Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin

Mjolnir Marie: I'm... going to marry the toilet. Don't you see? The toilet will accept anything I do!

Yoshino Takigawa: Lovers don't need words to communicate.

Sakamichi Onoda: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!

Hakaze Kusaribe: When you do something for the man you love, instead of for the world, it's easier to decide what must be done.

Kenzō Tenma: If you're in the middle of the darkness, you'll be completely envelope by darkness.

Hearts: The Omni-King destroys universes on a whim. I only wished to free you all from that lack of autonomy. But you were dazzling and went past your limits. That's why I adore you mortals.

Kyōsuke Kōsaka: So, when you're dating a girl, um... Starting when is it okay to touch her boobs?

Yūko: You saw everything... You saw the innermost places of my body...
Teiichi: Embarrassing? Aren't these just bones?
Yūko: This is the ultimate state of nakedness!

Mashiro: Why did you give me milk instead of tea? Are you looking down on me because I'm a child?
Kobeni: I just thought it would be better than tea or coffee. You don't like it?
Mashiro: No, it's my favorite!

Mahiro Fuwa: We don't know if this world is real or a dream. Maybe the world till now has been a convenient fake. But magic will probably disappear now. The dream is over.

Aika Fuwa: The subtle light that is born when people's feelings come together. That light embraces felicity, evil, sin, and happiness. The light blazes forth... illuminating the whole truth.

Aika Fuwa: The beginning is the end, and the end is the beginning. Well then, let us begin again. And to each, their own tale.

Mahiro Fuwa: Butterflies have always been said to carry souls of the dead or to bring bad omens.

Saitama: Genos, your joints are all bent the wrong way. Here, I'll fix you up. Oh sorry, your arm came off.

Akoes: Anyone can make a mistake. If you feel bad about it, will that sin disappear?

Kuroneko: Do you want to touch them?
Kyōsuke: Well...
Kuroneko: I see... I'm not mad... much... Because... I'm the same.
Kyōsuke: You want to touch my boobs, too?

Chisato Nishikigi: I hate people who waste their lives!

Shinpachi: Tama may look like an adult, but she was created a short while ago, so she should get one?
Tama: Yes, it says on Wikipedia that I was born on August 16th, 2007.
Shinpachi: What's that? Wikipedia exists in this world?

Rider (Alexander the Great): It appears this man, Clinton, will be a formidable opponent. Likely to put up a better fight than Darius III.

Yoshino Takigawa: A girlfriend isn't something you get just because you want one. You meet someone you like, and you want to spend time together. That's why you'd want them as your girlfriend, right?

Hakaze Kusaribe: What's wrong with wanting to keep the man you love out of harm's way?

Aika Fuwa: Everything happens for a reason. The daily tragedies and misfortunes are all meaningful events, leading toward an ideal conclusion. With that in mind, there probably isn't really any meaningless misfortune.

Mahiro Fuwa: I'll do whatever it takes to have everything make sense again!

Kaguya: This is Shinomiya. President, is that you?
Shirogane's father: I'm Miyuki's father.
Kaguya: Um, is the president... I mean, is Shirogane there?
Shirogane's father: I am Shirogane.

Hakaze Kusaribe: Even if he hates me, being able to die with the knowledge that the one I love will never forget me... There is no greater happiness a woman could desire.

Aoi Ashito: I don't need tactics. Or rather, I am the tactic.