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King Romos: The gods offer no miracles to those who retreat!
Kuroneko: Do you want to touch them?
Kyōsuke: Well...
Kuroneko: I see... I'm not mad... much... Because... I'm the same.
Kyōsuke: You want to touch my boobs, too?
Tōichi Kuroba: A magician must always outwit his audience. If you get stuck on an idea, then you'll just have to take it in the opposite direction. Whatever the result is, it is sure to surprise them.
Mjolnir Marie: I'm... going to marry the toilet. Don't you see? The toilet will accept anything I do!
Kagura: Might as well skip the effort and reuse footage for the movie itself. Toss in a few new scenes and you'll fool them all.
Shinpachi: That won't work!
Gintoki: Really? Most of Sunrise's movies are recompilations.
Excalibur: Number 75: Excalibur's birthday is to be celebrated grandly.
Hiro: When's your birthday?
Excalibur: Everyday!
Shinigami: Since I'm wearing a mask, Justin can't read my lips, can he? Can you repeat what I say from now on, please?
Spirit: Why do I have to do something so troublesome? It's fine if he takes the earphones off, right?
Shinigami: Okay! Repeat after me!
Beerus: Before creation, there must be destruction.
Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!
Ren: Humans are selfish, stupid liars. But replicants are different. So pure, so perfect. Never betrays. More human than human.
Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.
Sakamichi Onoda: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!
Shinpachi: Tama may look like an adult, but she was created a short while ago, so she should get one?
Tama: Yes, it says on Wikipedia that I was born on August 16th, 2007.
Shinpachi: What's that? Wikipedia exists in this world?
Daichi Muroto: The TV isn't always right. You have to believe what you see with your own eyes.
Shūya Nanahara: Monsters aren't born, Kawada... monsters are made!
Yūko: You saw everything... You saw the innermost places of my body...
Teiichi: Embarrassing? Aren't these just bones?
Yūko: This is the ultimate state of nakedness!
Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shu: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people's food!
Mai: He'll do anything if it's for money!
Shu: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!
Son Gokū: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!
Leda: If we were all the same, it would be pointless. For one to be beautiful, there must be those who make them stand out. If you're not coveted and envied, how will you feel the value of beauty? And with value, the one who grants it stands out.
Jin: I cannot sacrifice another so that we might live.
Margo: As long as we live, we have the right to hope.
Saitama: Genos, your joints are all bent the wrong way. Here, I'll fix you up. Oh sorry, your arm came off.
Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin
Son Gokū: Dying is... pretty... nasty, huh?
Mahiro Fuwa: I'll do whatever it takes to have everything make sense again!
Aika Fuwa: Everything happens for a reason. The daily tragedies and misfortunes are all meaningful events, leading toward an ideal conclusion. With that in mind, there probably isn't really any meaningless misfortune.
Yoshino Takigawa: A girlfriend isn't something you get just because you want one. You meet someone you like, and you want to spend time together. That's why you'd want them as your girlfriend, right?
Aika Fuwa: Summer stars are so unscrupulous. They shine without thought or care. ... They try so hard to display their radiance. Trying to let us know they exist before they disappear. I admire that simple, honest wish.
Aika Fuwa: Just because it's illogical, that doesn't make it wrong.
Mahiro Fuwa: Only sadness can counter sadness.
Master Roshi: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...
Hakaze Kusaribe: To lose the woman you loved, not even being able to grieve... If not a tragedy, what is it?
Hakaze Kusaribe: When you do something for the man you love, instead of for the world, it's easier to decide what must be done.
Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!
Nasse: Devils don't exist. If they're anywhere to be found, then it's inside the hearts of people.
Mirai Kakehashi: Things acquired through theft or deception don't make me happy. If they did, I'd be a bad person. I'm fine with a more ordinary happiness.
Hakaze Kusaribe: Even if he hates me, being able to die with the knowledge that the one I love will never forget me... There is no greater happiness a woman could desire.
Japan: They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield, but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.
Asta: You can't eat tatoes without any money!
Noelle: If you don't have any tatoes, why don't you just eat steak?
Gifso: Your hard work won't betray you!

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