Oreki Hotaro quotes from Hyouka (best)

Mayaka: Time to get away from this! We're drinking tonight!
Hotaro: Now we're drinking?!
Mayaka: Oolong tea, mostly!

Hotaro: If you were to use the book for something other than reading, how would you use it?
Mayaka: If you stack a few of them up, it might make a good pillow.
Satoshi: If you put it on your arm, it would serve as a shield.
Hotaro: Think about this more seriously.
Chitanda: He's right. There must be some way that this book in particular is being used.
Satoshi: Okay, Chitanda-san, what do you think?
Chitanda: Let's see. If you make a stack of them, they could serve as pickle press.

Oreki Hotaro: If I don't have to do something, I don't do it. If I have to do something, I do it quickly.