Miroku quotes from Inuyasha (newest)

Miroku: We don't need payment for this. We just ask for lodgings, food and women.

Miroku: On the way over here I thought of a strategy to keep the demon from choosing you all as brides. The demon only chooses single girls. In that case... Miss? Will you have my baby? Then the demon won't want you!

Miroku: It's easier said than done, but don't worry too much. I understand what you're going through. Do you want to be alone, after all?
Sango: So... is that all? After all, considering the way you usually are... I thought after giving me the pep talk you'd do something lecherous.
Miroku: Sango. You should have told me sooner if that's what you wanted.

Miroku: This is a fine palm. You'll live a long life and have many children. ... How about it? Won't you have one of my children?