Rintarō Okabe quotes from Steins;Gate: Egoistic Poriomania (newest)

Rintarō: How about adding a cute "meow" at the end of your sentences?
Kurisu: Why do I have to do that?!
Rintarō: Assistant, dear. You are the representative of Japan's maid culture!

Rintarō: Well, Rukako and Mayuri being together is perfectly all right.
Itaru: Suddenly, lesbians. Ha. Ha.
Rintarō: Control yourself. Besides, if there were lesbians in the next room, then this room would be...