Akira Toriyama quotes (best)

Master Roshi: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...

Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!

Son Gokū: If you can have four arms, then I can have eight!

Son Gokū: Dying is... pretty... nasty, huh?

Bardock: A Saiyan would rather die than run from an enemy!!

Vegeta: Too bad. Looks as though my son comes from the better stock.

Frieza: This is the first time that someone has made this big of a fool out of me.

Kami: Son. You were trained by an exceptional master.
Gokū: Though he is a little perverted.

Son Gokū: Gohan... Once your daddy comes back alive, let's go fishing again, okay?

Vegeta: When I was on Earth, I learned something interesting from them.
Cui: What, how to run away quickly?

Vegeta: I don't care about the planet, or my pals, or my parents.

Kuririn: Damn it all, he was one horrible fellow, but we could at least dig a grave.
Vegeta: You mean, a grave for you guys?

Master Roshi: Luck is also part of one's skill.

Master Roshi: To think he was capable of the Kikoho... It's a tremendously destructive technique. Many times more so than the Kamehameha. But because it's so powerful, the user can die due to intense energy loss. Even if you don't die, it will still shorten your life span.

Master Roshi: That's Goku for you. It would seem the world isn't particularly important in his eyes. Beating opponents who are strong enough to excite him is all he wants.

Piccolo: I somehow get the feeling it won't be so easy for me to conquer the world.

Bulma: There's no way I'm going by myself, okay? Someone come with me!
Turtle Hermit: Two months round trip, huh? All right, I guess I've got no choice but to go with you.
Bulma: That will just add unnecessary danger!

Moori: Grudges and hatred can only bring about further conflict. The Namekian people are not so foolish as to indulge in such things.

Beelzebub: Get a load of those stupid outfits, Thief.
Thief: Yeah. Reminds me of your style, Prince.

Chaozu: You suck at insulting people, Ten.
Tenshinhan: Apologies.

Freeza: The joy of tormenting Saiyans... I can't get enough of it.

Roid: You see the red button? Press it!
Customer: A red button? But this is a black and white manga...

Son Goku: It's funny. I don't feel any fear. What am I so relaxed for? There's going to be someone unbelievable out there... and yet, nothing. Maybe training in all that outrageous gravity has made me crazy.

Goku: You can transform into freaky-face mode again and beat Gas!
Vegeta: Freaky-face mode? It's called Ultra Ego, you fool!

José: How about hide 'n' seek?
Paifu: No way! Last time you just became invisible!

Beerus: I'm super busy clearly.
Whis: Didn't you just say you were bored?
Beerus: Exactly. So I'm busy killing time.

José Rodríguez: Weird how in a village with all these monsters... the scariest is a human.

Brugill: You a bounty hunter?
Kajika: Only when I need money.

Arpon: I'm going places, Paifu. You're merely in the way! I'll be the king of fights at Batwing Ridge Elementary Night School!
Paifu: Aren'tcha setting your sights a little low?
José: There's only 11 of us...

Piccolo: I'll mold you into the perfect little demon.